georgetakei ,
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An important reminder.

we_are_spc ,

@georgetakei Where do you buy this? We've never been able to find it anywhere.

That_Damn_Frank ,
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@georgetakei

...but once you unscrew the cap from the bottle, always count to ten...

georgetakei OP ,
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inkican ,
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@georgetakei Just imagine a lost weekend of Shirley Temples at George's house. The forgotten jars of maraschino cherries, crushed cans of ginger ale ... what did it all mean? You stare into the cracked mirror, eyes like a sad hound-dog, bloodshot and remorseful.

"I don't know what I got up to last night, Shirley - but I'm sorry."

LarryE992001 ,
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@georgetakei you can also buy a birthday cake any time you want; they don't check your ID!

georgetakei OP ,
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ochaos ,
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@georgetakei but when out in public I'll still order a Roy Rogers, because it's much more manly.

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