I mean, who knew that Canada could ever give birth to a fat, lazy, evil Texan...?
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♫ Fat Texicano got the sleepy eye
But his body's still shaking like a live wire
Hits on señoritas with eyes on fire
(Such A Liar)
♫ Oh, Mexico
It sounds so simple, he's just got to go
The sun's so hot, he forgot to go home
"Guess I'll have to go home now..." ♫