georgetakei ,
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Do these machines ever work properly?

starraven ,
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@georgetakei

I stayed in a hotel where the fire alarm went off in the middle of the night. There was no fire. On investigation it turned out another guest had started filling the bathtub, laid down on the bed to wait, and then fell asleep. The water spilling over triggered sensors in the floor meant to detect if the room's fire sprinkler was spraying, and trigger the alarm.

I imagine the hotel will care once that melts.

(The front desk might be a better option, though.)

weaselx86 ,
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timepencil ,
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@georgetakei
That one is working perfectly, although it is mounted a little low for an indoor hail generator.

proedie ,
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@georgetakei Is it a ski resort?

Havant_Enviro ,
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@georgetakei

Star Trek replicator got infected with a virus.

ujay68 ,
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@georgetakei Earl Grey, cold!

traecer ,
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@georgetakei it's better to have ice you don't need, than to need ice and not have it

antonproitzelhaimer ,
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@georgetakei

It's good when you an .

😂

ratgrrl ,
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@georgetakei
It's the countermove to The Floor is Lava

Nazani ,
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@georgetakei Might also be caused by kids playing with it. Either way, the hotel will be paying the bill for injuries caused by a guest slipping on wet tile.

tony ,
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@georgetakei That's SCP 5172

thunderbird ,
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@georgetakei
The same can be said of transporters 😉

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@georgetakei It's dispensing ice - looks like it works perfectly :)

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