kill_dash_nine ,

When you came to space dock here, did you notice a sign out in front of my station that said “Dead Romulan Storage”?

Ensign_Crab ,

Tarantino movies do tend to feature the hard r pretty prominently.

Deceptichum ,
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Romulan?

Plopp ,

Jesus, man, Omulan please.

Flyberius ,
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All I know is that I would really have wanted to see it.

Damage ,

So, set on Qo’noS?

NounsAndWords ,

Man, now I’ll never find out how many times Samuel L Jackson can be called the n-word on the bridge of the Enterprise…

TIN ,

A team of section 31 assassins armed with katanas are beamed aboard the enemy starship with orders to take out the top leadership?

Ithorian ,
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I love Tarantino but I would hate to see his star trek. His balls hard R star wars movie on the other hand would be the best film in the series.

Basilisk ,

I feel like in the best case it would have been a catastrophe that somehow manages to fall together in a way that actually works, and in the worst case it would have just been bad to the point of being offensively bad, appealing to neither regular filmgoers whole also pissing off established fans.

… But it also feels like giving a chainsaw to a bear: You know whatever’s gonna happen you’re not gonna like, but also you kinda want to do it just to see what it is.

Donjuanme ,

Your last analogy made me snort my 3 sleeping partners (human canine and feline) awake.

Also spot on. But I really don’t want to see it. But I’m sure I’d be entertained by reading about the result.

FoundTheVegan , (edited )
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Either talk about the plot, set a production date or stop writing these nothing articles.

I mean, no duh Tarantino would do a Trek movie that has lots of blood. To be familiar with his name is to know that's his style. Just tired of years teasing how great something WOULD'VE BEEN but not saying why.

xilliah ,
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Set phasers to fry

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