Ah yes, my time at "XXX" was just amazing. ( lemmy.world )

NutWrench , 4 months ago

Lol. They left the placeholder in the offer. They could probably use a programmer.

Honytawk , 4 months ago

My time at XXX?

Is that like a sexy sequel to “My Time at Portia”?

xmunk , 4 months ago

Sandrock suddenly seems a lot more irritating to mucus membranes.

Viking_Hippie , 4 months ago

Speak soon

No I will not!

…ok, yes I will, but not because you told me to!

Sensitivezombie , 4 months ago

How can you miss this opportunity !!!

lars , 4 months ago

miss

It’s called dodged. Like a bullet.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT , 4 months ago

XXX

someone’s sed commande failed

snek OP , 4 months ago

To be fair the rest of it did match my expertise, but the title read like a scam.

lars , 4 months ago

<span style="color:#62a35c;">command </span><span style="color:#323232;">-p</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;"> -- </span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  sed 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    -e </span><span style="color:#183691;">'s/scam/once in a lifetime opportunity, which to not take would be stupid. (not to (take))/g' </span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    -- 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    ./scam.eml 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">></span><span style="color:#323232;">./not_a_scam,_y’all.eml
</span>

Cheradenine , 4 months ago

Kindly do the needfull and get on with it.

jubilationtcornpone , 4 months ago

initial 6 month contract

No.

Lawyerator , 4 months ago

I can never trust multiple exclamation points.

joulethief , 4 months ago

I can’t stand this corpo speak, it always makes me want to throw up

knatsch , 4 months ago

What is not love?

Pyroglyph , 4 months ago

Baby hurt me, more.

Honytawk , 4 months ago

Stop!

My stomach is already empty

insaneinthemembrane , 4 months ago

They found your porn vids

nxdefiant , 4 months ago

and approve!!!

lars , 4 months ago

They found mine and now my emails to them bounce

dwindling7373 , 4 months ago

Would be silly not too.

poweruser , 4 months ago

It would indeed be a silly not