OniiFam ,
@OniiFam@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I feel like i’ve read this exact title on an Onion article

kras ,
@kras@lemmy.world avatar
rchive ,

Hear that, folks? Markets work. 🙂

AceFuzzLord ,
@AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee avatar

Wow! I’m surprised! They learned basic economics!

QuandaleDingle ,

WOW 🤯

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.one avatar

It genuinely blows my goddamn mind that this article is actually considered news and has to even be published.

Like, what the fuck do they teach people in business school these days?? Just cut costs endlessly? Like “I have this restaurant with no employees that serves nothing and charges $1B per customer. I will be rich!” ??

Wrench ,

Hey, worked for that mobile app that sold for like $2k and just showed some shiny bling animation

Overzeetop ,

I thought it might be an Onion headline.

half_fiction ,

Like, what the fuck do they teach people in business school these days?? Just cut costs endlessly? Like “I have this restaurant with no employees that serves nothing and charges $1B per customer. I will be rich!” ??

I work in corporate retail, and yes, basically. It’s pretty wild how myopic senior leadership can be at times.

SirEDCaLot ,

Came here to post just this. How fucking stupid are the people in charge of these places? That offering higher wages gets you more/better employees is such a revolutionary concept that not only has nobody else tried it, but when one does and realizes it works, it becomes a Business Insider article?

You don’t have to be an MBA to understand supply and demand. If there is less supply of workers and more demand for workers the market price of work will rise. Did they think the labor market was a slave trade?

I really genuinely do not understand how so many supposedly smart successful business people can be so stupid as to not understand such a simple concept.

Showroom7561 ,

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry at this headline.

Here’s a thought experiment to all those companies experiencing a “labor shortage”:

If you were to post a job offer, but list pay that’s twice as high as the industry average, would you still have no applicants? If the answer is no, then the problem is you.

henfredemars ,

Whenever I hear: There’s a labor shortage!

My brother in Christ there’s over 8 billion humans alive today surely you can solve this problem.

pivot_root ,

The shortage is in people with little enough self-respect to work for greedy pricks unwilling to pay them a living wage.

BeautifulMind ,
@BeautifulMind@lemmy.world avatar

It’s as if when people can afford to work for you, they will work for you

bioemerl ,

Key word:

Its

Paying more can't magically make more people available to work and there are real labor limits right now. It just means that if you want people, you have to make sure you're using them as effectively as possible and pay them above market rates.

But for every guy you get, the other guy loses a spot and has to compete harder.

This is a good thing.

Prunebutt ,

Or we could… Reduce overproduction a little bit? 🤷

bioemerl ,

You first

Prunebutt ,

I’m not in a political decision making position.

bioemerl ,

Well yeah, that would be catastrophic and it would also be either murder or hilariously repressive government control of reproduction

Prunebutt ,

Are you having a stroke?

jerome ,
@jerome@lemmy.world avatar

Dragging them kicking and screaming.

ChicoSuave ,

raising prices 6% to cover costs

It only takes a miniscule amount of money to make a business work by keeping workers happy. It takes a moronic business leader to refuse to spend because they can’t live without their single digit percentages.

Glad that business saw the light and made some sustainable choices.

yo_scottie_oh ,

Genuinely happy for everyone involved in this story. The real test will be how much top line revenues are impacted when the higher menu prices kick in next month.

The Caribbean-food chain is raising prices by up to 6% in December to fund higher labor costs.

PeleSpirit ,

A full platter of food is $10.39, you raise that 6% and you get $11.01 as your price. I think they’re going to do fine.

Buddahriffic ,

And they can earn respect if they use $11.01 instead of $10.99. Though best to round to $11 (unless you guys have done away with pennies like we have in Canada and it’s always rounded to the nearest $.05).

PeleSpirit ,

Nope, we still have pennies and they cost more to make than they’re worth. 🤷

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.one avatar

Imagine if everyone paid enough then everyone could afford to buy shit so the businesses would actually make more. 🤯

some_guy ,

This is the only time that has ever worked. /s

RedditWanderer ,

Helped end the “dirt cheap labor” shortage.

There isn’t a labor shortage, we should call it a wage shortage

Reverendender ,
@Reverendender@sh.itjust.works avatar

Right, because if it were an actual shortage, you couldn’t just “end” it, just like that.

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