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crashoverride , in xkcd #1172: Workflow

god I fuckin hate corporate buzzwords

Llewellyn ,
@Llewellyn@lemmy.ml avatar

Such as?

milady ,
@milady@lemmy.world avatar

Workflow I’m guessing

Llewellyn ,
@Llewellyn@lemmy.ml avatar

The horror!

Treczoks , in xkcd #1172: Workflow

Sounds awfully familiar. One of our customer wanted a very specific option our system does not provide - because it makes no sense at all. But instead that the customer discusses what is good and what is not, based on our >40 years of international experience in the field, we just got a bunch of drawings telling me that I should do something in the way a political committee with no professional input had decided.

Customer pays for it, customer gets it. Fun fact: I know they will get sick of what they cooked up in no time, so I already installed a “kill switch”. As soon as they get sick of their stupid idea, I can reverse it with a single option. Bossman says to take the same amount of money for switching it back, and he knows they will pay.

JackGreenEarth ,
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What’s the option, if you don’t mind me asking?

sergih123 ,

Is there a remindme bot or smt? hahaha

lieuwex ,

I saw somebody mention that you can use a mastodon remind me bot on lemmy just fine. But I don’t remember what the name of the bot was.

can ,

Wow, that sounds great. Hopefully someone remembers the name soon.

@remindme 1 hour

@sergih123

remindme Bot ,
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@can Ok, I will remind you on Thursday Aug 3, 2023 at 1:23 PM PDT.

GuyDudeman , in xkcd #2810: How to Coil a Cable
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Much like the old internet adage: if you want to know the answer to something, confidently state the wrong answer, and inevitably someone who knows the correct answer will chime in to correct you.

Untitled_Pribor ,

Yep, that's called the Batman smells effect.

pootzapie ,

I appreciate you!

PeterPoopshit ,

You used to be able to get people to quickly give you an exact no bullshit straight to the point answer in Linux support forums by making a post along the lines of “Linux sucks because x never works. Windows is obviously superior because it’s possible to make x work”. Someone would then refute all your points and post how to fix your problem.

GuyDudeman ,
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Exactly.

jarfil ,

Nowadays the answer is “BS, x works out of the box on both, RTFM noob” 😛

jalda ,

Betteridge’s law

xkforce , in xkcd #1172: Workflow

Minecraft players when an update changes something thats been a certain way from the beginning.

DarkenLM ,

That's the reason quasi connectivity exists.

reddithalation ,

you bet im still on 1.8 for the combat, lol

Sigh_Bafanada ,

You bet I’m still on beta 1.8 for that machine gun bow combat

Jakylla OP ,
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“Mods was a bug, now it’s fixed, no more hacking the game, users will be able to play as intended.”

keyboardpithecus , (edited ) in xkcd #2806: Anti-Vaxxers

Antivaxxers are cartoonish characters created by the media to discredit those who opposed people in power. People like Trump or Bolsonaro said a lot of stupid and wrong things on purpose to discredit all the arguments. All the antivaxxers who appeared on the media are no better, actors playing the role of the idiots.

The opinion of the real opposition is:

COVID19 vaccines were available when the overwhelming majority of people already developed the antibodies on their own, therefore they were useless.

Viruses of that family mutate so frequently and are so contagious that there is no way to develop a vaccine on time. They will always arrive after people already came into contact with the virus and fought it off on their own.

Also the lock downs started after people already had their course with the virus and fought it off on their own. Lock downs were politically motivated, they saved absolutely nobody.

The story of the heart conditions looks like another false alarm to distract the attention from the real problem. Until now we used vaccines for a limited number of serious diseases and the vaccines were carefully tested over a long period. That was a sensible way to use vaccines because the mechanism is still not fully understood by science. Imposing by force two vaccinations every year with untested vaccines means playing too much with a mechanism we do not fully understand and nobody knows what the long term consequences could be.

feedum_sneedson , in xkcd #2806: Anti-Vaxxers

Haven’t been keeping up to date with this. Has there actually been an uptick in cardiac problems due to the vaccine? I know my resting heart rate was chronically elevated, seemingly after I caught the coronavirus and continued distance running without realising. And I was fully vaccinated already. What’s the current evidence on all these claims? And what should I be doing, as somebody trying to improve their cardiovascular fitness?

FlyingSquid ,
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There is a tiny percentage chance that you will develop myocarditis, temporarily, if you get vaccinated.

There’s a greater chance you will develop myocarditis if you get COVID.

Localhorst86 , in xkcd #2805: Global Atmospheric Circulation

imagine he had missed the shot…

gosling ,
@gosling@lemmy.world avatar

you could call that an airball

tegs_terry , in xkcd #2799: Frankenstein Claim Permutations

The monster is called Adam.

Percy , in 2795 - Glass-Topped Table
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Had to go to xkcd explained for this one

InEnduringGrowStrong OP ,
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Yea, the glass topped glass-topped table… it’s an OK pun but it’s not gonna become my favorite comic of his.

muffintoes , in Actual Progress - 2797

I wish binky79 from digg would show up and say that this is the best xkcd ever. Recently moved here from reddit so I thought it would be nice if we went full circle for a minute.

DeiLayborer , in Actual Progress - 2797
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Something something the more we know the less we understand.

ThrowawayPermanente , in Actual Progress - 2797

If only this applied to political stuff

Gee2oo40 , in 2795 - Glass-Topped Table

Is a glass straw included?

koraro Mod , in Alphabet Notes - 2794

I can’t belive I never noticed the vowel spacing.

666dollarfootlong , in Alphabet Notes - 2794

Just wait for the swedish/finnish letters dlc. Å (read as “the swedish O”), Ä and Ö are just stuck on at the end after Z.

Perhyte OP ,

I do have some good news on the dotted letters being friends though: ij is considered a single letter in Dutch. Go ahead, try selecting just one of them there.

The same is of course true for the upper-case variant IJ, but that form unfortunately leaves out the dots.

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