Pickle_Jr ,

I did a couple of cartography classes in college and I can say this is 100% correct.

Balinares ,

What really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.

son_named_bort ,

This map freaks me out and I don’t know why.

EvilEyedPanda ,

Because everything you know is wrong, nothing is real, nothing matters, have a panic attack, you deserve it!

Chetzemoka ,

Why are there so many Mexicos?? The Mexicos are multiplying, you guys. We’re about to be overrun.

Rentlar ,

You didn’t build the wall fast enough, all the Mexicos illegally came through the border and became states.

Jaysyn ,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

Old Hampshire!

DemBoSain ,
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

Dammit, get the Round-up. Ohio is multiplying.

WagnasT ,

Utah…i can see your junk

synae ,
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I’m surprised he only crammed one more state into the northeast. Easy opportunity to put a dozen lines pointed to one little dot-sized section

WashedOver ,
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I think we could make it easier for many by drawing a diagonal line from the top of Columbia on the west coast to Louisiana in the south east and just label the whole area “Old Mexico”.

Then when people start yelling at you go back to where you came from or learn to speak American they can return to Europe where their ancestors were born…

tover153 ,

It’s like a stretch station wagon, you can do it, but why?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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I think you forgot that Wyoming isn't real

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

It's just a fancy name for "Dakota[citation needed]".

cron ,

Close enough.

southsamurai ,
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This makes my brain hurt

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