Glifted ,

Did I have a stroke?

Everythingispenguins ,

Yse

ForestOrca ,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

This magazine has been cracking me up for weeks now. Had to share:
https://sopuli.xyz/c/aneurysmposting

https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]

Hmm, trying to understand your username, are you both very intelligent/ talented AND have a lift kit on your vehicle?

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a Typo: His name is Ted and he’s into GILFs.

themeatbridge ,

That’s an awful lot of Dakotas. Also, Ohio really ought to be renamed Ohno.

Sconrad122 ,

And no Howoming, Whatoming, Wheroming, or Whooming, missed opportunities.

tover153 ,

It’s like a stretch station wagon, you can do it, but why?

Pacmanlives ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8e1c59c4-a591-4d5b-a47e-2d5f02c15d66.jpeg

Checkmate

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

atest123 ,

Almost perfect! Of course Akansas should be Nebrahoma. Rookie mistake, but great work otherwise! Gold star

mathterdark ,

ok but where’s MASHINGTON

admin ,

West of Wontanna

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,
@GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

With all of the new red states this map would create, we might as well just rename the country Trumpistan.

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I think we could make it easier for many by drawing a diagonal line from the top of Columbia on the west coast to Louisiana in the south east and just label the whole area “Old Mexico”.

Then when people start yelling at you go back to where you came from or learn to speak American they can return to Europe where their ancestors were born…

skydivekingair ,

You missed Upper Peninsula north of Wisconsin.

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

That's the other part of Michigan, unless the Upper Peninsula decided to become Upper Dakota while I wasn't looking.

Rentlar ,

According to Sean Hannity on Fox News it’s Canada

DarkHeartDom ,

Yooperville/land.

Jaysyn ,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

Old Hampshire!

DemBoSain ,
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

Dammit, get the Round-up. Ohio is multiplying.

WagnasT ,

Utah…i can see your junk

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m surprised he only crammed one more state into the northeast. Easy opportunity to put a dozen lines pointed to one little dot-sized section

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