charonn0 ,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

It just occurred to me that there are no states named East Statename.

Nougat ,

That's because the expansion of the US across the continent was westward.

charonn0 ,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

I know. It just seemed funny that the other three directions are represented.

If/when Puerto Rico becomes the 51st state, it should take the name East Puerto Rico, just to be fair.

morphballganon ,

English settlers arrived in the east. So wherever they were when they named an area, that was the original, and as they spread west, north or south, they had to add those directions to keep them distinct.

bratosch ,

Are there any ‘West _____’ states? I know there are north and south

charonn0 ,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

Country roads take me home to the place I belong

spoilerWest Virginia

bratosch ,

Huh, I always thought it was just called “Virginia”. TIL there are two Virginias Regards A Swede

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Which, funny enough, actually refers to >!the western region of the state of Virginia, not the state of West Virginia!<

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Serious answer: we started at the eastern seaboard and expanded west. “East Statename” implies eastern expansion.

Glifted ,

Did I have a stroke?

Everythingispenguins ,

Yse

ForestOrca ,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

This magazine has been cracking me up for weeks now. Had to share:
https://sopuli.xyz/c/aneurysmposting

https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]

Hmm, trying to understand your username, are you both very intelligent/ talented AND have a lift kit on your vehicle?

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a Typo: His name is Ted and he’s into GILFs.

rhythmisaprancer ,
@rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social avatar

I had a college professor who absolutely would have handed something like this out as a pop quiz.

RedAggroBest ,

This map made me think that I’d love to teach US history and just drop this map on a bunch of 16yos.

“You must label all the states, I won’t answer any questions.”

And just wait for the first WTFs

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I think we could make it easier for many by drawing a diagonal line from the top of Columbia on the west coast to Louisiana in the south east and just label the whole area “Old Mexico”.

Then when people start yelling at you go back to where you came from or learn to speak American they can return to Europe where their ancestors were born…

SuzyQ ,
@SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works avatar

I have an inkling that the two Arkansas are pronounced differently. “Are-Kansas” and “Are-Can-Saw”.

abouttocomealive ,
@abouttocomealive@lemmy.world avatar

One is Akansas

Aatube ,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

Are-ken-saw, A-kan-saw and a Kan-sahs

SuzyQ ,
@SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works avatar

I see that now. I did not see it then.

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

One has no R

SuzyQ ,
@SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works avatar

I see that now. I did not see it then.

Nougat ,

That's because Arkansas (ARE-can-saw) retained the native language pronounciation, while Kansas (CAN-zuhs) was Anglicanized.

misophist ,

Today I learned the native language was French!

Nougat ,

The word “Arkansas” came from the Quapaw Indians, by way of early French explorers. ... The state’s name has been spelled several ways throughout history. In Marquette and Joliet’s Journal of 1673, the Indian name is spelled AKANSEA. In LaSalle’s map a few years later, it’s spelled ACANSA. A map based on the journey of La Harpe in 1718-1722 refers to the river as the ARKANSAS and to the Indians as LES AKANSAS. In about 1811, Captain Zebulon Pike, a noted explorer, spelled it ARKANSAW.

NeoNachtwaechter ,

But where is Are-Cannot-Saw?

badcommandorfilename ,

Next to Coloradon’t

themeatbridge ,

That’s an awful lot of Dakotas. Also, Ohio really ought to be renamed Ohno.

Sconrad122 ,

And no Howoming, Whatoming, Wheroming, or Whooming, missed opportunities.

tover153 ,

It’s like a stretch station wagon, you can do it, but why?

skydivekingair ,

You missed Upper Peninsula north of Wisconsin.

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

That's the other part of Michigan, unless the Upper Peninsula decided to become Upper Dakota while I wasn't looking.

Rentlar ,

According to Sean Hannity on Fox News it’s Canada

DarkHeartDom ,

Yooperville/land.

wyrmroot ,

We’ve been ignoring the Dakotas for too long, they are spreading at an alarming rate!

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Damn that’s scary. I don’t think there’s many drag queens there but child abuse in those states are higher than most. /s

abbadon420 ,

Incest often doesn’t provide viable offspring though.

runner_g ,

Tell that to the British royal line

RedAggroBest ,

Any royal line for that matter

sanguinepar ,
@sanguinepar@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what happens when the antidax narrative takes hold.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I think you forgot that Wyoming isn't real

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

It's just a fancy name for "Dakota[citation needed]".

cron ,

Close enough.

joyjoy ,

This is cursed.

tacosanonymous ,

I only looked at this for ten seconds and I forgot how the real map looks.

j4k3 ,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

The malignant Dak-ancer has spread to your Cancerlina. The illness stems from exposure to fascist gerrymandering. It’s a fatal prognosis.

sangriaferret ,

I… I can’t even figure what’s wrong with it even though I know it’s so very, very wrong. My brain hurts.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

As someone from Europe it looks fine to me.

NickwithaC ,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

I genuinely didn’t get the joke until I read the hover text and even then I just assumed he put extra lines in to troll the Americans.

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

This makes my brain hurt

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