skydivekingair ,

You missed Upper Peninsula north of Wisconsin.

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

That's the other part of Michigan, unless the Upper Peninsula decided to become Upper Dakota while I wasn't looking.

Rentlar ,

According to Sean Hannity on Fox News it’s Canada

DarkHeartDom ,

Yooperville/land.

mathterdark ,

ok but where’s MASHINGTON

admin ,

West of Wontanna

charonn0 ,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

It just occurred to me that there are no states named East Statename.

Nougat ,

That's because the expansion of the US across the continent was westward.

charonn0 ,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

I know. It just seemed funny that the other three directions are represented.

If/when Puerto Rico becomes the 51st state, it should take the name East Puerto Rico, just to be fair.

morphballganon ,

English settlers arrived in the east. So wherever they were when they named an area, that was the original, and as they spread west, north or south, they had to add those directions to keep them distinct.

bratosch ,

Are there any ‘West _____’ states? I know there are north and south

charonn0 ,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

Country roads take me home to the place I belong

spoilerWest Virginia

bratosch ,

Huh, I always thought it was just called “Virginia”. TIL there are two Virginias Regards A Swede

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Which, funny enough, actually refers to >!the western region of the state of Virginia, not the state of West Virginia!<

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Serious answer: we started at the eastern seaboard and expanded west. “East Statename” implies eastern expansion.

frank ,

This is fantastic

Kase ,

Looks right to me ╮⁠(•⁠‿• )⁠╭

Kolanaki ,
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How would you like them labeled? They already have the names.

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

The names are an edit of the original xkcd comic, where the states are blank.

bratosch ,

Kansas, Akansas, Arkansas was clever my guy. How would you pronounce Akansas tho? A-kansahh? Akansahh? A-Kansas? Akansas? Ahkansas? Ah-kansahh?

TheOakTree ,

Ah-kansah, I would imagine.

AngryCommieKender ,

Ahkansas, just to piss off the French

chatokun ,
21Cabbage ,

It took me way too long to realize he added States not just mislabeled them.

makyo ,

Me too, it’s better this way than the original

themeatbridge ,

That’s an awful lot of Dakotas. Also, Ohio really ought to be renamed Ohno.

Sconrad122 ,

And no Howoming, Whatoming, Wheroming, or Whooming, missed opportunities.

rhythmisaprancer ,
@rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social avatar

I had a college professor who absolutely would have handed something like this out as a pop quiz.

RedAggroBest ,

This map made me think that I’d love to teach US history and just drop this map on a bunch of 16yos.

“You must label all the states, I won’t answer any questions.”

And just wait for the first WTFs

ForestOrca ,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

I have to say I prefer New Mexico A and New Mexico B. It's poetic justice, as the Eastern border of New Mexico was drawn by a drunken surveyor from TX, so we're just getting back what was ours. Take a look at the map, and the history, strange, but true. Also Tennessee and Elevenessee are made for each other.

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

Many residents of Kentessee would love to change the name to Elevennessee, but that's been found extremely exclusive by the former Kentucky residents who were lumped into the state upon its creation.

peopleproblems ,

Ok, I don’t get it.

runner_g ,

A recent XKCD was just the blank map with ~64 “states” and the direction to try and name them all.

jarvis2323 ,
peopleproblems ,

Oh, missed this one that helps

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,
@GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

With all of the new red states this map would create, we might as well just rename the country Trumpistan.

SapphironZA ,

America’s waistline grew a little it seems after thanksgiving

the_frumious_bandersnatch ,

Is this what having an aneurysm feels like?

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