GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,
@GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

With all of the new red states this map would create, we might as well just rename the country Trumpistan.

SapphironZA ,

America’s waistline grew a little it seems after thanksgiving

fireweed ,

Columbia should be Jefferson. Alternatively Columbia could be Oregon, then Oregon becomes Columbia. Cascadia would also be appropriate for either.

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

Oooo, you're right. I originally had (north–south) Washington → Columbia → Oregon but then realized that Oregon's shape was second and so lazily swapped the two names. Cool to know!

oneiros ,
@oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’d also like to offer Moregon or Oreagain

the_frumious_bandersnatch ,

Is this what having an aneurysm feels like?

peopleproblems ,

Ok, I don’t get it.

runner_g ,

A recent XKCD was just the blank map with ~64 “states” and the direction to try and name them all.

jarvis2323 ,
peopleproblems ,

Oh, missed this one that helps

Pickle_Jr ,

I did a couple of cartography classes in college and I can say this is 100% correct.

Balinares ,

What really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.

son_named_bort ,

This map freaks me out and I don’t know why.

EvilEyedPanda ,

Because everything you know is wrong, nothing is real, nothing matters, have a panic attack, you deserve it!

ForestOrca ,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

I have to say I prefer New Mexico A and New Mexico B. It's poetic justice, as the Eastern border of New Mexico was drawn by a drunken surveyor from TX, so we're just getting back what was ours. Take a look at the map, and the history, strange, but true. Also Tennessee and Elevenessee are made for each other.

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

Many residents of Kentessee would love to change the name to Elevennessee, but that's been found extremely exclusive by the former Kentucky residents who were lumped into the state upon its creation.

Jaysyn ,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

Old Hampshire!

DemBoSain ,
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

Dammit, get the Round-up. Ohio is multiplying.

21Cabbage ,

It took me way too long to realize he added States not just mislabeled them.

makyo ,

Me too, it’s better this way than the original

Chetzemoka ,

Why are there so many Mexicos?? The Mexicos are multiplying, you guys. We’re about to be overrun.

Rentlar ,

You didn’t build the wall fast enough, all the Mexicos illegally came through the border and became states.

WagnasT ,

Utah…i can see your junk

synae ,
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I’m surprised he only crammed one more state into the northeast. Easy opportunity to put a dozen lines pointed to one little dot-sized section

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