southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

This makes my brain hurt

Windows94 ,

Central Dakota…

SapphironZA ,

America’s waistline grew a little it seems after thanksgiving

fireweed ,

Columbia should be Jefferson. Alternatively Columbia could be Oregon, then Oregon becomes Columbia. Cascadia would also be appropriate for either.

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

Oooo, you're right. I originally had (north–south) Washington → Columbia → Oregon but then realized that Oregon's shape was second and so lazily swapped the two names. Cool to know!

oneiros ,
@oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’d also like to offer Moregon or Oreagain

ForestOrca ,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

I have to say I prefer New Mexico A and New Mexico B. It's poetic justice, as the Eastern border of New Mexico was drawn by a drunken surveyor from TX, so we're just getting back what was ours. Take a look at the map, and the history, strange, but true. Also Tennessee and Elevenessee are made for each other.

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

Many residents of Kentessee would love to change the name to Elevennessee, but that's been found extremely exclusive by the former Kentucky residents who were lumped into the state upon its creation.

Chetzemoka ,

Why are there so many Mexicos?? The Mexicos are multiplying, you guys. We’re about to be overrun.

Rentlar ,

You didn’t build the wall fast enough, all the Mexicos illegally came through the border and became states.

rhythmisaprancer ,
@rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social avatar

I had a college professor who absolutely would have handed something like this out as a pop quiz.

RedAggroBest ,

This map made me think that I’d love to teach US history and just drop this map on a bunch of 16yos.

“You must label all the states, I won’t answer any questions.”

And just wait for the first WTFs

wyrmroot ,

We’ve been ignoring the Dakotas for too long, they are spreading at an alarming rate!

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Damn that’s scary. I don’t think there’s many drag queens there but child abuse in those states are higher than most. /s

abbadon420 ,

Incest often doesn’t provide viable offspring though.

runner_g ,

Tell that to the British royal line

RedAggroBest ,

Any royal line for that matter

sanguinepar ,
@sanguinepar@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what happens when the antidax narrative takes hold.

DoucheBagMcSwag , (edited )

“Texas”

Well that’s a very generous description based on the current discourse of personal freedoms being violated

frank ,

This is fantastic

cron ,

Close enough.

joyjoy ,

This is cursed.

tacosanonymous ,

I only looked at this for ten seconds and I forgot how the real map looks.

j4k3 ,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

The malignant Dak-ancer has spread to your Cancerlina. The illness stems from exposure to fascist gerrymandering. It’s a fatal prognosis.

sangriaferret ,

I… I can’t even figure what’s wrong with it even though I know it’s so very, very wrong. My brain hurts.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

As someone from Europe it looks fine to me.

NickwithaC ,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

I genuinely didn’t get the joke until I read the hover text and even then I just assumed he put extra lines in to troll the Americans.

AgentGrimstone ,

Shouldn’t have made a bunch of states rectangles then

starman2112 ,

I like how it has both Arkansas and Arkansas

not_woody_shaw ,

The northern one has no r.

jemikwa ,

Ohno

Ultragramps , (edited )
@Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That’s my favorite. Plus, the way it can be read as “Ohenno” or Oh hell no. Columbia on the West Coast is also a neat idea, considering that Columbia was the manufactured goddess designed to be an avatar for American greatness, before we got the Statue of Liberty. Columbia still has a big statue on top of the Capitol building in DC that never gets mentioned.

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