toynbee ,

This is reminiscent of a brief storyline from the Scrubs season that never happened.

ArmoredThirteen ,

Going through the comments, I’ve just learned so much about what makes my accent distinct and that uh and uh are apparently different

can ,

Uh?

MinusPi ,
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Holy shit that’s impressive

Worx ,

Not in my accent

Darthjaffacake ,

Nor mine😥

Darthjaffacake ,

Nor mine 😥

systemglitch ,

I don’t get it.

paris ,
LemmyFeed ,

I’m even more confused now…

Suburbanl3g3nd ,

All the vowels make an ‘uh’ sound when you read the sentence out loud

_dev_null ,
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They’re all using only the ‘uh’ sound for every non-silent vowel in each word.

That ‘uh’ sound is apparently called the schwa in linguistics.

(edit: clarified after i had already hit the post button)

ClockworkOtter ,

This is like when my friend from CA discovered merry, marry, Mary except it’s everything.

Carlo ,

Quick note: might be funnier if your friend was from MD.

Kolrami ,

There’s a cool, old video about this. I’m not sure if this is what you’re referencing:

youtu.be/hIvBSMxRG9Q

pastermil ,

Took me a goddamn while. Goddamn English and the lack of phonetic spelling!

fidodo ,

I was a little slow too because some of those words have other possible pronunciations

Deebster ,
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Which is why we shouldn’t have phonetic spelling!

Siethron ,

Doesn’t the ‘nel’ in tunnel break this?

Wolf_359 ,

Maybe it depends on where you’re from but I pronounce “tuh-nuhl”

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Really? I think it’s supposed to be silent, not a schwa. Did you mean “tuh-nl”?

Ookami38 ,

Slow down your speech a bit (like listen to it in super slow mo) and you’ll realize there’s definitely a schwa sound between the N and the L sounds. Just how our mouths work moving through the shapes for them creates a schwa sound.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

By that logic, should not there be a schwa after the L too? That ('tǝnǝlǝ) would be absurd.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Tangentially related to getting stuck in a tunnel obstructed by onions: one time I was stuck in a traffic jam on I-95 in Philadelphia, traffic completely stopped for about three hours. Eventually we got moving again and passed the source of the jam. A semi carrying a load of honeydew melons had caught fire. I would have thought melons contained enough water to prevent them from burning, but that was not the case.

user134450 ,

Maybe those were illegal smoke and honey melons 🤔

Chekhovs_Gun ,

Hey Splay. Shiggity shiggity schwa?

CptEnder ,

What’s my name? Shmifty five.

TimewornTraveler ,

dammit Randall stick to physics

actually this is pretty fun even if wrong, keep making linguistics things

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