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Turun ,

Bro,we have an international standard for this. To count things you need to use the unit of mole. This town has 9.96323e-21 mol of people in it.

Turun ,

There are basically no unsafe ways to get off of a unicycle. You can fall in any direction and just end up standing next to your unicycle. Compare that to a bicycle "over the handle bars"-accident.

Turun ,

You can argue that "per person miles" is a better metric, but that is completely orthogonal to their initial claim.

Turun ,

This is wildly dependent on infrastructure. Both for the convenience and danger axis.

Turun ,

Yeah, the joke and alt text are delivered quite nicely.

Turun ,

I have read a short story about a world with like 9 suns and 3 moons. It’s day all the time, except once every 2000 years, when there is a total solar eclipse. So every 2000 years society falls into chaos, most of the population kills themselves and only rich people, who can afford enough candles/fire or people who are passed out drunk survive the eclipse. At the time the story takes place one astronomer/scientist notices the pattern in their history and like predicts it or something.

Sadly I do not know the link. If anyone recognizes the story I would love to read it again.

Turun ,

Thank you!

Turun ,

The Julian calendar is the one that has no special rule for leap years. It is currently October the 12th in the Julian calendar.

The calendar that is used all around the world is the Gregorian calendar.

What you mean is called the ordinal date (at least by Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_calendar, see the disambiguation note at the top)

Turun ,

I’m with you on most things.

Two counter points though

  • a normal date is already 14 characters: 2023-10-25-2100
  • while I dislike the religious connection of the year numbering, I actually don’t care about it. And adding ten thousand to it doesn’t change anything. It’s like putting a spoiler on a slow car and then pretending it’s better now. No it isn’t you are just expressing your desire for something better in a shitty way that is actually worse. Seriously, adding a 1 to the year is a useless change.
    If you desperately want to change year zero, there apparently exists the Julian period and Julian day number:

The Julian day number (JDN) is the integer assigned to a whole solar day in the Julian day count starting from noon Universal Time, with Julian day number 0 assigned to the day starting at noon on Monday, January 1, 4713 BC, proleptic Julian calendar (November 24, 4714 BC, in the proleptic Gregorian calendar), a date at which three multi-year cycles started (which are: Indiction, Solar, and Lunar cycles) and which preceded any dates in recorded history. For example, the Julian day number for the day starting at 12:00 UT (noon) on January 1, 2000, was 2451545.

Turun ,

“They downvoted Kecessa, because he told them the truth”

(Seriously guys, there is actual science about when we should get up. And with our current socially accepted timings (when we have to show up to work, when school starts) standard time is just better for our bodies than shifted standard time. If you want to wake up early, just do some chores in the morning, but most people would prefer work to start later.)

Turun ,

Chronobiologists. The people who actually study how time impacts our well being and health.

The American public. It was tried once already and winter with DST is way worse than summer with standard time.

Everyone who hates how early they have to get up for work. Standard time lets you sleep longer. (It’s hard to think about, but it’s true!)

Turun ,

I’m in favor of global UTC as well, so the same as your example date.

The point was more in comparison to the 31 character claim, which is not a fair comparison when you spell out the name of the month.

Turun ,

This post is old, but for what it’s worth, the sync app handles xkcd links exceptionally well.

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