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anomnomnomaly

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Just a guy, on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas.

Originally from as far from the sea as you can get in England, now living near the coast in a part of Wales.

I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references.

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georgetakei , to Random
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Yikes.

anomnomnomaly ,
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@georgetakei

If the canary has bad news, it's already dead and can't tell you.

So if it's alive, it's good news.

rbreich , to Random
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Boeing shareholders approved a $33M pay package for CEO Dave Calhoun, despite overseeing huge losses and safety problems.

It's the biggest package ever given to a Boeing CEO.

Calhoun is resigning by year's end. Guess what he gets then?

A $45 million golden parachute.

Unreal.

anomnomnomaly ,
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@rbreich

Well, I doubt he'd be paying for hitmen out of his own pocket.

georgetakei , to Random
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Thoughts?

anomnomnomaly ,
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@georgetakei

It depends entirely on the direction of the cut

georgetakei , to Random
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Are you able to keep up with all the lingo?

anomnomnomaly ,
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@georgetakei

You mean exhaustipated

as in... tired of this shit.

georgetakei , to Random
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Oh, what a shame. https://www.comicsands.com/chris-pratt-katherine-schwarzenegger-demolish-2667861272.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

anomnomnomaly ,
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@georgetakei

This is on the city/county responsible for not putting a protection or conservation order on the property.

No idea about US laws as I'm in the UK. But recently there was a historic pub called 'the crooked house' that was 'mysteriously set ablaze and then demolished within days'

The owners have been ordered to rebuild the property, EXACTLY as it was before they bought it... and suffered the unfortunate coincidence of it burning down within moments of buying the whole site.

georgetakei , to Random
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Reminder to text your parents, kids.

anomnomnomaly ,
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@georgetakei

Voyager, please accept my commiserations.

After 47yrs of loyal and faithful service. You are still expected to immediately answer emails at any time of day or night. 😆

georgetakei , to Random
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You better brie-lieve it!

anomnomnomaly ,
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@georgetakei

Oh no, I camembert all these puns

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