Hard-up this holiday? Amazon flyer tells workers to ask company mascot for help ( www.theguardian.com )
Yeah, definitely don’t put any of those profits toward a living wage though. Make your employees trauma dump for the chance at a few extra bucks! Probably comes as an Amazon gift card, too.
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