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jballs , to aww in Come cuddle me
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I feel compelled to attempt a danger belly scratch.

jballs , to aww in My dude
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jballs , to aww in Like father, like son!
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Looks like those might be Samoyeds (aka Cloudy Bois) but itā€™s hard to say for certain underneath all that mud!

jballs , to aww in my girl, posing majestically, after rolling in a wild fox's diarrhea
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Vomitted up homeless man drug-infested poop has gotta be some new sort of grossness record.

jballs , to Work Reform in Unions work.
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Seriously, is AI making memes now? How is this even up voted? It doesnā€™t make any sense.

jballs , to xkcd in xkcd #2834: Book Podcasts
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I just finished listening to Duma Key by Stephen King. For some reason, the narrator thought it was a good idea to lower the volume of their voice and nearly whisper the really dramatic parts. Itā€™d be like ā€œ**Her father was a **^smdfprhfjsā€

I had to rewind so many times that I was ready to quit. Fantastic book otherwise, but having an option to jump to text real quick wouldā€™ve been a life saver.

jballs , to Politics in Trump: 'I'm Allowed to Do Whatever I Want' With Classified Info
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Heā€™s following the same strategy with the Georgia RICO indictments. He canā€™t deny that he did what he did, itā€™s well documented. So instead his defense is going to be ā€œfuck you, I was president and can do what I want.ā€

And his supporters love him for it.

jballs , to Politics in Lindsey Graham: Donā€™t Indict Trump, or Impeach Him, or Vote Against Him
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Followed quickly by ā€œof course you can nominate a Supreme Court Justice during an election.ā€

jballs , to Politics in Lindsey Graham: Donā€™t Indict Trump, or Impeach Him, or Vote Against Him
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ā€œYou canā€™t indict a sitting president, thatā€™s what impeachment is for.ā€

ā€œYou canā€™t impeach a sitting president, thatā€™s what the election is for.ā€

ā€œYou canā€™t impeach the president again now that heā€™s lost the election, thatā€™s what the justice system is for.ā€

ā€œYou canā€™t indict someone running for president, thatā€™s what the next election is for.ā€

jballs , to Politics in The constitutional case that Donald Trump is already banned from being president
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Itā€™s crazy that we ignore parts of the constitution just because theyā€™re politically inconvenient.

jballs , to Politics in Pence Refuses to Rule Out Voting for Trump in 2024
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I still laugh thinking about the time this douche canoe fled a Colts game like a bitch.

jballs , to Politics in Donald Trump mugshot promised in looming indictment
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Trump never got a mugshot from his first indictment, but his campaign actually created one themselves to put on merchandise for fundraising.

These fucking clowns think committing crimes and acting persecuted is a viable campaign strategy.

jballs , to Politics in Giuliani concedes he made defamatory statements about Georgia election workers
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Well that sounds horrifying. I canā€™t imagine being so brainwashed that Iā€™d ever break into someoneā€™s house because Donald Trump, of all people.

jballs , to Politics in Giuliani concedes he made defamatory statements about Georgia election workers
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Sounds like he may have committed some light treason.

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