moistclump

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moistclump , to aww in I think this is an aww.

Top tier puns throughout. Great work.

moistclump , to aww in I think this is an aww.

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moistclump , to Seattle in Publicly Threatening to Lose Your Motherfucking Shit and 5 Other Great Ways to Ask for More Civility

Lmfao this is such a solid burn, which being educational!

Do something extremely petty like destroying an affordable housing program that otherwise has wide public support: Let’s say you have some uncivilized Council colleague like Tammy Morales who has spent two years carefully planning a program that cuts red tape for developers and non-profits who want to work together on building sorely needed affordable housing in Seattle – and it doesn’t even cost the city a dime! But you oppose it. And then for some reason that bitch tells the public you oppose it. Burn that shit and her to the ground. Show Tammy and the rest of your constituents who’s boss. Then maybe next time they’ll be more civil by not telling the public the truth about you.

moistclump , to Work Reform in C'mon Charlie!

I’ve used this description to explain to people how I felt going to two jobs in a row where they promised the same thing and pulled it out from under me a few months in. I’m now in third of such role and we’ll see. My trust is pretty thin note these days.

moistclump , to aww in They totally are!

Shiny lip

moistclump , to aww in Checks out

Air Bud Lite

moistclump , to Politics in John Oliver offers to pay Clarence Thomas $1m a year if he resigns from supreme court

Sometimes I work Johns just upped the bid.

moistclump , to xkcd in xkcd #2896: Crossword Constructors

That’s why they use “oboe” so often eh

moistclump , to xkcd in xkcd #2896: Crossword Constructors

Oh the crossword cross-er. Thought it was a cool new “puzzle head” term I hadn’t heard. Misread. I’m dumb at crosswords too.

moistclump , to xkcd in xkcd #2896: Crossword Constructors

Are we called crossers?

moistclump , to xkcd in xkcd #2895: Treasure Chests

I love the care and depth that goes into these explanations.

moistclump , to aww in Out for a splash

Kinda ominous. But then puppy. But then ominous.

moistclump , to aww in Friends of all sizes

Adorable. It looks like corgi software in German shepherd hardware.

moistclump , to aww in Scrappy?!

Baby Scooby-doo

moistclump , to Texas in The Supreme Court Says No, Greg Abbott Cannot Just Do Whatever He Wants to Keep People Out of Texas

By narrow margin. Sigh.

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