FlyingSquid ,
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I wish I had a dog that made it to 21. :(

HootinNHollerin ,

I wanna party with him

m0darn ,

Can a business transact with an animal?

If a crow puts a toonie in a vending machine, and manages to buy chips does it legally own the chips? Or can an agent of the business that runs the vending machine confiscate them and keep the money?

Mango ,

I now have a great desire to find and train crows to buy stuff from vending machines to challenge the law with whatever nonsense they’ll come at the crows with.

Kolanaki ,
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I don’t think animals have that many rights. I can steal from a crow and the only thing I would need to worry about is a vindictive crow.

Rinna ,
@Rinna@lemm.ee avatar

Or multiple vindictive crows.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Great, now I gotta be Counting Crows while I’m Hanging Around? Man… It’s gonna be a Long December for Mr. Jones.

Everythingispenguins ,

I have never been able to steal from a cow. The other way round though…

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The typo makes this even funnier. Damn thieving bovines!

Everythingispenguins ,

That is what I get for typing on 4 hours of sleep

HootinNHollerin , (edited )

Philoso Raptor ponderings

Everythingispenguins ,

Hey always be selling, it doesn’t matter who they are if they got the money and want to buy.

Dasus ,

Laughs in European canine (our doggos only need to be 18)

NOT_RICK ,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Works out the same in dog years 😂

Dasus ,

An online calculator (idk the formula they use they’re all rather silly) says that on a golden retriever, 18 would be 131 in dog years (and it doesn’t even do 21, saying the inputted value for the dog’s age must be between 1-20 years) and 21 would be ~150 (20 is 145).

NOT_RICK ,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

I meant the other way around. A two year old dog is “14” and a three year old dog is “21” if you go by 1 human year=7 dog years formula. Definitely silly though

Dasus ,

Right.

That’s a whole 5 months of chasing bitches though. That’s long.

Tillyrblue ,

Ron Swanson’s dog

HootinNHollerin ,

Sovereign Citizen ID

moistclump ,

Air Bud Lite

Everythingispenguins ,

Then why is he buying Miller Lite.

Oka ,
lugal ,

Is there a signature? Because otherwise it’s totally fake

Nougat ,

AM I BEING DETAINED

lugal ,

Of cause! Without a date, the dog could be 22 by now, or even 23 from all we know!!

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