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@georgetakei I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Burned? Nah. Incinerated!

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You've got to love a multi-purpose accessory.

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@georgetakei ... and the fact she eats chips for breakfast.

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So true!

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@georgetakei he would if they would do that in a timely manner…

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A jarring realization.

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@georgetakei I see what you did there…

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For all the animal lovers out there.

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@georgetakei I think anyone talking to their pet in a silly voice is not taking them seriously.

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@georgetakei buuuut they are unafraid of letting MTG run wild. Or enable Trump. Rules for thee but not for me…

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@georgetakei That's a joke right?

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@georgetakei nah. not classic. this is a business model.

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@georgetakei yeah. The inside of his eyelids surely…

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Quick, ask them why they're crossing the road!

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@georgetakei TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF IT!

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Stockings-holm Syndrome.

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@georgetakei You know why this is a hostage situation? Do you know how much time it takes to come up with an acceptable answer to an unanswerable question? LET ALONE A BARRAGE OF THEM?

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@georgetakei they mean ‘upgraded’ right?

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@georgetakei ‘Correlation does not imply causation' probably is way over her head.

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Reminder: iced coffee doesn't count as water.

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@georgetakei after all, fish do not fornicate in coffee.

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