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skydog

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I was 'guy in the chalk outline', formerly 'skydog', in the birdhouse.

B'hammer, WA.

Interested in #science, #politics, #3Dprinting, #arthistory, and just about anything else. I have > 17,000 hrs in an airplane, mostly in seat 0-A. (#aviation)

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That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys... https://www.comicsands.com/pennsylvania-priest-arrested-candy-crush-2668125961.html?utm_source=threads&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

How about a little slack.

He was studying the Crushifixion.

georgetakei , to Random
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Well, he had a good run! https://www.comicsands.com/fans-shocked-simpsons-killed-character-2667896072.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

RIP Larry.

Marcel Marceau will read the eulogy.

georgetakei , to Random
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This is what passes for "news"? Absolutely pathetic. https://www.comicsands.com/eric-bolling-newsmax-biden-salad-2668104428.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Thank GOD it wasn't a tan salad!

georgetakei , to Random
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OUCH!

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

"Well, your grandma needs some erasers cleaned!"

It happens to us all. One day we wake up, and before the sun falls, we know what age is. Normally in some painful fashion.

So pick your painkiller, and pop, smoke or drink it.

georgetakei , to Random
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Farewell, father.

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

"If you're a prince, they let you do it!"

georgetakei , to Random
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Don't you dare!

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Just a quack. Just open it a quack.

georgetakei , to Random
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Shoulda used a calculator...

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Add, THEN drink. Add, THEN drink!

georgetakei , to Random
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Speed bump! https://secondnexus.com/trump-fundraiser-cease-desist-miami?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

And for those of you who had planned to go to catch a glimpse of Donald Trump, we must reiterate, ONCE AGAIN...

...it is pronounced 'Gran pree!'

georgetakei , to Random
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Quick, someone call Liam Neeson!

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Well, this kidnapping obviously went off the rails.

georgetakei , to Random
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Brutal.

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

My rule?
If it's there for less than ten seconds,
Or if it rolled less than 3 feet,
Or if it's any day ending in 'y',

It never fell.

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The world's billionaires now hold a combined $14.2 trillion in assets.

That exceeds the GDP of every country in the world except the US and China.

And we’re supposed to believe the ultra-wealthy can’t afford a wealth tax?

skydog ,
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@rbreich

The time is closing on taxing them.

Soon the time will come to take it from them.

arstechnica , to Random
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Tesla recalls all 3,878 Cybertrucks over faulty accelerator pedal cover

This time there's no over-the-air software patch.

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/04/tesla-recalls-all-3878-cybertrucks-over-faulty-accelerator-pedal-cover/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

skydog ,
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@arstechnica

I take it they'll have to remove the frame to replace the pedal cover, but it's not that costly. Only $5000. Recall, you say? Oh...okay. Drive 300 miles to your closest Tesla dealer, and they'll do it for free.

Tesla.
We, for whatever reason he did it, he helped kick EV development up a bit. Thank you, Elon. Now take your fascist ass somewhere else.

georgetakei , to Random
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Seriously, how is she a member of Congress? https://secondnexus.com/mtg-space-laser-israel-aid?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

NW Georgia. You'd have to have spent some time there.

georgetakei , to Random
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For all the true crime fans out there.

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

And 911 requests that you also text, in detail, what your emergency is, and what the fuck you expect police to do about it.

(no, I'm not dissing the operators, and yes, cops are undermanned. but come onnnnnnnnn...)

georgetakei , to Random
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Remember when RFK Jr. seemed like a real contender against Biden? Now, it seems like Trump and his team are worried about RFK Jr.'s appeal to their voting base. With RFK Jr. potentially siphoning off votes from Trump, the dynamics of the 2024 election are shifting. https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/rfk-trump-biden-election-spoiler

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

This isn't rocket surgery. If Kennedy walks like a Trump, and talks like a Trump, he will appeal to people Trump sloughs off. If ANYTHING over half of Kennedy's supporters come from Trump, it is a net loss for Trump. The only other impact he has is in discouraging voters from one or both sides from voting.

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