georgetakei ,
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Quick, someone call Liam Neeson!

That_Damn_Frank ,
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@georgetakei

This is part of a trailer for a new movie:

'The Topham Hattsmen' (2025)

dshan ,
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@georgetakei After a management buyout led by the Fat Controller Sodor has replaced their pre-war railway with a modern driverless metro system, so Thomas & Friends are being sold for scrap.

The Fat Controller quickly sold his shares in the new company to a private equity group and is now a partner at a City firm specialising in infrastructure LBOs.

fnordius ,
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@georgetakei a most unusual falcon hood. Just beware when they remove it and set it loose to hunt its prey…

homeindorset ,
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@georgetakei I was going to call Ringo Starr, but there-again I haven't seen Thomas the Tank Engine since my teenage grand-daughters were quite small.

StephenRees ,
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@georgetakei

It is Thomas the Tank Engine NOT "Thomas the Train"

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tezoatlipoca ,
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@georgetakei said the Fat Controller: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you Sodor rail doesn't have money. But what we do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that keep trains on time. If you let my engine go now, that'll be the end of it. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and there WILL be confusion and delay.

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Well, this kidnapping obviously went off the rails.

CrypticMirror ,
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@georgetakei That is what I call an extraordinary rendition.

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