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skydog

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I was 'guy in the chalk outline', formerly 'skydog', in the birdhouse.

B'hammer, WA.

Interested in #science, #politics, #3Dprinting, #arthistory, and just about anything else. I have > 17,000 hrs in an airplane, mostly in seat 0-A. (#aviation)

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It better not be, "Feed me."

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

It's a fridge's version of farting in bed. If you're getting frustrated with it, it's communicating just fine.

georgetakei , to Random
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Oh dear 😬 https://www.comicsands.com/wheel-of-fortune-nsfw-guess-2668373356.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

It should be pointed out that "right in the butt" is an anagram for "butt in the right."

Many people are not aware of this, including big strong men. Including big strong men with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir!"

georgetakei , to Random
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Umm, seriously? https://www.comicsands.com/jerry-seinfeld-misses-dominant-masculinity-2668423016.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Maybe his Tim Taylor sniffed too much burning commuter brush smoke. The 'dominant masculinity' of the character he played was a central portion of the JOKE! And Wilson was the punch line!

And after all that, Allen didn't learn anything? I may have to have a talk with him.

georgetakei , to Random
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Where to even start...

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Well, ya gotta cram it all into 24 hours, and watch them having sex while you're doing it.

Good luck, Jim. This tape will self destruct in 10 seconds.

georgetakei , to Random
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No lie detected. https://www.comicsands.com/republicans-trolled-protester-bootlickers-sign-2668299803.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Gaetz is Little Lord Fauntleroy, all growed up!

Good Lord, what putzes.

georgetakei , to Random
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Bringing a whole new meaning to chicken dance.

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Oh MY! I hope there isn't a baby seal dance!

georgetakei , to Random
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Nice try but no. https://www.comicsands.com/watters-trump-sleeping-meditating-court-2668284881.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Jesse Watters is a keening little pile of poo that even a dung beetle won't touch.

georgetakei , to Random
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It does jazz things up a bit.

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Yeah...and guess which one I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IUv5U37Ilk

georgetakei , to Random
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Time to expand the gag order... https://www.comicsands.com/maga-tuberville-trump-jurors-american-2668257243.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

No, no, no, no.
They're having their "I am Spartacus" moment. It will not persist, as it pertains to this trial, past the end of this trial. In the absence of new dangers generated by these speakers, let them rant on.

It's our discretion where we give, and where we push back, so I suggest we use it wisely. Save the punishments for the finale, so as to heap them on Trump.

georgetakei , to Random
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Russia is actively working through various means to undermine our elections, sow division, and chip away at our democratic processes. And there is growing evidence that they are being aided in that by members of the Republican Party. Just how compromised are these pro-Putin Republicans? https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/gop-russia-kompromat-putin-congress

skydog ,
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Madge was compromised by genetics. Let's give her a pass on anything philosophical, like politics.

Then again, the predicate to being a useful idiot...is being an idiot.

georgetakei , to Random
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Yeah, that tracks. https://www.comicsands.com/donald-trump-barron-graduation-fundraiser-2668202398.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Merchan should do precisely nothing. Let Trump do the rally. It's a meme horse we'll ride all the way to the election...the "Caring Dad."

georgetakei , to Random
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Too clever 🫡

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Then be prepared to have the Kernel Core attack you.

georgetakei , to Random
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Welp, did not have that on my 2024 bingo card. https://www.comicsands.com/rfk-jr-dead-worm-brain-2668201876.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

A brainworm and RFKjr walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What'll it be?"

The worm says, "Anything but this guy. He makes my head hurt."

georgetakei , to Random
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Who wants to tell her? https://secondnexus.com/lara-trump-ballots-counted-election?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

Lara Trump is as gushingly stupid as she looks. She is so stupid, it's impossible to tell if she's just spouting a political position, or if she's truly believes what she says. The military vote is a crucial point, but not even the least of it.

She's trying to sell buggy whips, arguing that they help cars go faster. And disregarding the fact there are no more buggy whip factories.

Voting by hand, over the course of one day, and then collating and announcing the results before midnight, is so completely laughable in this day and age. And its only TRUE intent is so that 'poll workers' can gaze upon your color, before handing you a ballot. THAT is what it boils down to. Enforce a vote by excluding minorities, thru a dozen different mechanisms, this being just one.

georgetakei , to Random
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Who knew about this??

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

An arrow?

I'd always thought it was a fallen tree, in honor of all of them killed to make FedEx boxes.

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