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z00s , to LinkedinLunatics in LinkedinLegends

I will never understand how he passed the audition stage for a late night show.

I have never seen such an intense combination of being unfunny and awkward at the same time on television before. The interactions he has with the music guy are just incredibly lacking in chemistry, and his obnoxious, forced laugh is even worse than Jimmy Fallon's.

Is it something about the British accent that fooled the network execs?

z00s , to aww in I think this is an aww.

I look at things like this, on our own planet, and my mind boggles at the thought of what alien species might look like

z00s , to Ask Science in Do we know how long it took for cuneiform to develop from counting cows and barley, to drafting official documents and contracts, to creating literature?

2500 years later...

Archaeologist excitedly unearths cuneiform tablet

Hmmmm... "Ea-nasr... is... a cunt?!"

Quietly reburies tablet while looking around furtively

z00s , to Star Trek in The Conscience of the Wig

Ah, back in the days before email

z00s , to aww in Oh no. This buddy just heard about the Plumber Brothers and what they've been doing for the past 40+ years.

That's a pretty big buddy, wonder how old he is

z00s , to Men's Liberation in The Perception Paradox: Men Who Hate Feminists Think Feminists Hate Men

I sell feminism and feminism-related accessories

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z00s , to xkcd in xkcd #2922: Pub Trivia

The point is so far above you, you didn't even see it fly past

z00s , to xkcd in xkcd #2922: Pub Trivia

Who built the last CRT TV?

Who built the last commercial sailing ship?

Who built the last steam locomotive?

z00s , to xkcd in xkcd #2922: Pub Trivia

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Production models.

z00s , to aww in Today is the first birthday of Silas from the Wolf Conservation Center!

It's Moon Moon 😊

z00s , to xkcd in xkcd #2922: Pub Trivia

Number 7 is gonna be a real question one day. Wonder whether it'll be pneumatic tubes or matter transporters that gets there first?

z00s , to Work Reform in Disneyland performers file petition to form labor union

🎶Millions of unions, unions for me

Millions of unions, unions for free

Movin' to the country, gonna make me a lotta unioonnnnnss...🎵

z00s , to Home Improvement in Talk me out of an 18" dishwasher. (or into it)

Look… Don’t do it man. I know it seems like the only option but just think of your family. There’s lots of people that love you and you have a lot to live for. Just put down the dishwasher and we can talk about it

z00s , to aww in Pure love

I think this was originally on reddit. IIRC this guy is a sheep farmer and the photos were posted by his daughter

z00s , to Politics in 'It was so scary': Trump fans at Missouri Caucus 'literally attacked fellow Republicans'

Nobody had to say it, it’s obviously true.

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