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z00s ,

I will never understand how he passed the audition stage for a late night show.

I have never seen such an intense combination of being unfunny and awkward at the same time on television before. The interactions he has with the music guy are just incredibly lacking in chemistry, and his obnoxious, forced laugh is even worse than Jimmy Fallon's.

Is it something about the British accent that fooled the network execs?

z00s ,

I look at things like this, on our own planet, and my mind boggles at the thought of what alien species might look like

z00s ,

2500 years later...

Archaeologist excitedly unearths cuneiform tablet

Hmmmm... "Ea-nasr... is... a cunt?!"

Quietly reburies tablet while looking around furtively

z00s ,

That's a pretty big buddy, wonder how old he is

z00s ,

I sell feminism and feminism-related accessories

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z00s ,

Number 7 is gonna be a real question one day. Wonder whether it'll be pneumatic tubes or matter transporters that gets there first?

z00s ,

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Production models.

z00s ,

Who built the last CRT TV?

Who built the last commercial sailing ship?

Who built the last steam locomotive?

z00s ,

The point is so far above you, you didn't even see it fly past

z00s ,

🎶Millions of unions, unions for me

Millions of unions, unions for free

Movin' to the country, gonna make me a lotta unioonnnnnss...🎵

z00s ,

Look… Don’t do it man. I know it seems like the only option but just think of your family. There’s lots of people that love you and you have a lot to live for. Just put down the dishwasher and we can talk about it

z00s ,

I think this was originally on reddit. IIRC this guy is a sheep farmer and the photos were posted by his daughter

z00s ,

Wow I’m not from the US but it really seems like either there are some agent provocateurs out there or you guys just want to dither like idiots while Trump fucks up your country even more

z00s ,

Nobody had to say it, it’s obviously true.

z00s ,

The problem is not paying others for their labor.

The problem happens when people who labor, starve because of the greed of others.

I am happy to pay amazon to deliver my goods. But how much does amazon pay the deliverer?

The problem is not with the masses, it is with the greedy few.

Billionaires should not exist.

z00s ,

They’re not; that’s the big neo-con lie, due to an imbalance of power.

You have businesses and corporations that are enabled to run on fundamentally broken business models by government legislation.

How many banks refused hand outs during the financial crisis they created? Didn’t hear shit about the free market then.

Stop pretending that inequality is caused by the workers.

z00s ,

Lol take an economics class.

Capitalism is based on the idea that workers are paid less than the value they create. How do you think businesses make profits?

Nobody who works 40 hours a week should be unable to afford food, rent and savings.

You think McDonalds gives its workers more money for producing better hamburgers? Jfc

You sound like the only conservative kid at your high school who carries a briefcase and eats lunch alone.

z00s ,

Well you certainly sound unemployable

z00s ,

Now you’re just “being” lazy

Does anyone here have the Eaglemoss Enterprise D dedication plaque? If so, did you figure out a way to mount it on the wall? ( lemmy.world )

I can’t figure it out. It isn’t huge, but it’s heavy. Specs are 9 x 2 x 12 inches - ‎1.52 pounds. And it’s totally smooth on the back. Nowhere to put a hook. Has anyone figured out a way to do it?...

z00s ,

On a side note, does anyone know why it’s designated “USS”? Doesn’t that mean “United States Ship”? Isn’t the federation a kind of whole earth effort? I know that there’s an actual US aircraft carrier with that name, but I thought space travel was nonpartisan.

Why do many microwave ovens hum in an interval of a minor 7th?

Something that I’ve noticed across most of the microwave ovens that I’ve used is that when they hum while cooking food, I can pick out 2 distinct tones. One of them is pretty clearly 60 120 hz, the 2nd harmonic of the AC power frequency. The other is consistently a minor 7th above that (which would be somewhere around...

z00s ,

Why do microwaves hum

Because they don’t know the words, obviously

z00s ,

I hope so, very much.

My boss keeps hanging around his yacht, while I can’t afford a house. Does anyone else think that’s super exploitative?

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