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Balinares , to xkcd in Challenge accepted

What really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.

son_named_bort , to xkcd in Challenge accepted

This map freaks me out and I don’t know why.

EvilEyedPanda ,

Because everything you know is wrong, nothing is real, nothing matters, have a panic attack, you deserve it!

Chetzemoka , to xkcd in Challenge accepted

Why are there so many Mexicos?? The Mexicos are multiplying, you guys. We’re about to be overrun.

Rentlar ,

You didn’t build the wall fast enough, all the Mexicos illegally came through the border and became states.

Jaysyn , to xkcd in Challenge accepted
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

Old Hampshire!

DemBoSain , to xkcd in Challenge accepted
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

Dammit, get the Round-up. Ohio is multiplying.

WagnasT , to xkcd in Challenge accepted

Utah…i can see your junk

synae , to xkcd in Challenge accepted
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m surprised he only crammed one more state into the northeast. Easy opportunity to put a dozen lines pointed to one little dot-sized section

WashedOver , to xkcd in Challenge accepted
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I think we could make it easier for many by drawing a diagonal line from the top of Columbia on the west coast to Louisiana in the south east and just label the whole area “Old Mexico”.

Then when people start yelling at you go back to where you came from or learn to speak American they can return to Europe where their ancestors were born…

tover153 , to xkcd in Challenge accepted

It’s like a stretch station wagon, you can do it, but why?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to xkcd in Challenge accepted
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I think you forgot that Wyoming isn't real

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 OP ,
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

It's just a fancy name for "Dakota[citation needed]".

cron , to xkcd in Challenge accepted

Close enough.

southsamurai , to xkcd in Challenge accepted
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

This makes my brain hurt

ReclamationCrafts OP , to woodworking in Bottle Opener with Japanese Maple Handle

Y’all are as bad as Reddit. Yes I see it. No it’s not intentional.

SpaceNoodle , to LinkedinLunatics in Recruiters at their own wedding

Last application I sent in didn’t get a response for fifteen years

TonyTonyChopper ,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

you should count yourself lucky to get a response

GBU_28 ,

What industry? I have recruiters hitting me up constantly for shitty contract CS jobs

jubilationtcornpone ,

Recruiters: “pREtTy MuCh eVeRyOnE iS dOiNg cOnTrAcT aNyMoRe.”

Me (who already has a full time job): “Well that’s too damn bad!”

SpaceNoodle ,

Yeah, but nobody’s applying for those shitty jobs.

Meanwhile, it’s easier to build your own startup and get acquired by them than to get hold of a Microsoft recruiter.

slaacaa , to LinkedinLunatics in Recruiters at their own wedding

Agree?

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