Impossible, internet has this advanced system that ensures complete integrity between strangers and ensures that only the truth and only the truth can be shared.
He and his sister would have LOVED hunting birds, but a) they were dumb and b) they needed glasses.
I’d watch his sister get all excited about crows… From 30-50 feet away. The crows would look at her like “Are you seeing this shit? Is she serious?” Sometimes they would actually let her get within 10 feet before taking off.
I was like “Sweetie, if I CAN SEE YOU, the CROWS can see you…”
When I was a kid, one of mine brought live snakes into my room that I would wake up to. They weren’t dangerous but fuck I did not want to wake up to one coiled up between me and the door.
