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Evotech , in Marriage is like..

Man i wanna read that shitpost

HowManyNimons , in I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it

Pandemic or not, there's no excuse for 1-ply. Nicole Black's laptop keyboard is infected with poofinger.

msantossilva ,

Wash your hands, dude!

odium ,

Fold it over multiple times

ArmoredThirteen ,

So turn it into 2 or more ply to be usable? Why even have 1 ply if you use three times as much

Frozengyro ,

Cause that was the only option at the time, and since you have it, why waste it.

candybrie ,

Were you around in March of 2020?

AeonFelis , in is this employee in the room with us right now?

Come on! This is 2024! At least pipe it through an LLM to get a different phrasing for each post...

drolex , in is this employee in the room with us right now?

is this employee in the room with us right now?

Well, he should be, but he's WORKING from BLOODY HOME FFS!!!

ironhydroxide , in Cold calls aren't spam!

Anyone who is so outgoing/extroverted to think it's normal to just go up to anyone and interrupt their day with whatever they feel like, probably sees this as just another topic about which to converse.

Everyone else doesn't particularly like strangers interrupting their day, and especially when it's just to take their money.

TheAlbatross ,

I'm in the former group. Not just that, but I'm good at sales. Like, nicknamed The Closer and that sorta corporate motivational bullshit at one point good.

I will strike up conversations with people in a bar and make new friends waiting in lines. It's a talent, but its also a skill that can be taught and learned. It's a hat you wear to help you at work.

All that said, cold calls suck ass and they're a nuisance on most any individual. I'd refuse to do them on non-business customers.

BakedGoods , in Cold calls aren't spam!

Sales people are just one step above rapists in my book.

dogsnest , (edited ) in I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it
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She omitted the part about how the anti-vax dummy movement has led to vanquished diseases like measles, whooping cough, diphtheria, and polio making comebacks!

Conspiracy, ignorance, and illiteracy are all major flexes!

fluxion ,

And commercial real estate investors pulling every string possible to force workers back into the office just enough that everyone still needs to waste similar amounts of money on office space

fluxion , in I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it

Fortunately my acknowledgement that the world has changed since COVID was not tied to this woman's toilet paper stockpile situation, but I appreciate the heads up.

fckreddit , in is this employee in the room with us right now?

Aah yes, the famous LinkedIn CEOs with their stupid takes that are not even original.

liam070 ,
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Brigette Hyacinth

A name so exotic it leaves the bitter taste of AI-madness in my mouth...

Kusimulkku ,

Makes me think of Hyacinth Bucket

Yurgenst ,

Iiiiiits bouquet dear. And will you be showing up for my candle light dinner with riparian entertainment?

funkless_eck ,

Mind the horses Richard

Speculater ,
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I think I'm going to body the next person that introduces themselves as a CEO and has a business they haven't even created a MVP with yet, or it's just them with a "good idea."

ZagamTheVile , in I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it

I bet she wrote really shitty poetry in middle school about the darkness under the bed being defeted by the light from under her door and being really adamant that everyone would love it if they'd just read it.

sasquash , in is this employee in the room with us right now?

why are they always doing this stupid questions where you have to click on "see more"? does it make them more relevant because the click counts as user engagement?

funkless_eck ,

the LinkedIn fold is two lines or a set number of characters depending on the display port.

The click counts as engagement in the analytics, yes, and is tracked separately to likes and comments

slaacaa OP , in I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it

The only recent improvement of LI is the increasing number of parody accounts, calling these idiots outs:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ca7087d7-ac00-47ff-9686-f6ee78347fb8.jpeg

zakobjoa , in is this employee in the room with us right now?
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I see "speaker" or "coach" and immediately disregard anything they have to say.

unwarlikeExtortion , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

The only crime I see here is the use of SI units! What's a ng/dl? ::: spoiler
/s

Tar_alcaran , in Inflation screwing you over? Just invest!

Buddy, bro, my pal, finance friend.

Nvidia went up 350% over the past year. You should have written a fake story about videogames.

Skelectus ,
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My mom around 8 months back went to Micro Center, Denver.

pazzeda ,

She needed a new graphics card. The salespeople there urged her to buy the brand new Nvidia 4090 for $1500.

nieceandtows ,

She used to get free AAA games with purchase, now that was withdrawn

xthexder ,
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Damn, $1500 is actually a great price for a 4090. If only...

Edit: I don't know how I got here. I just realized this post is 4 months old.

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