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sepiroth154 , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry

A true Mask off post. They're admitting that experience is BS, and that they only accept people based on feelings and not qualifications.

fckreddit ,

But, the current system helps them pretend that it is objective. It’s like meritocracy, it only exists in theory, not in practice.

Spacehooks , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry

Noooooo must have 500 years of experience! Also it's entry level.

HootinNHollerin , (edited ) in This might qualify as Instagram poetry

I don’t understand how this has anything to do with Instagram

crmsnbleyd OP ,
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In case you don't know about Instagram poetry, it's very memeable because a lot of examples are just regular sentences with random line breaks, much like this LinkedIn post

https://mashable.com/article/instagram-poetry-democratise-genre

HootinNHollerin ,

Ahh

Eheran , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry

"innovative HR"... sure sure

DemBoSain , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry
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This post is just a copy pasta.

Reddfugee42 , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry

This post is just a copy pasta.

fckreddit , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry

This post is just a copy pasta.

julianh , in A good leader always farts first 💨

I mean I kind of get the metaphor and appreciate the idea of being the kind of leader that people can feel comfortable around, but there's got to be better ways of expressing that.

lastunusedusername2 ,

Farting is a metaphor for when you actually fart.

Gullible ,

Would you have read it all the way through otherwise? I wouldn’t have.

Zorque ,

Depends on how you define "better".

More polite? Sure. More relatable to a wider audience? Honestly, probably not. Everyone farts. And those who don't are dirty dirty liars.

Swedneck ,
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everyone farts? not anymore!

MEND BUTTCHEEKS

tuckerm , in A good leader always farts first 💨

I was expecting the twist to be that fart was an acronym. Like:

Fess up
Admit mistakes
Reassess direction
Time-bound

A good leader is willing to have a F.A.R.T. discussion.

beefbot ,

Them who S.M.E.L.T it D.E.A.L.T. it!

EmoDuck ,

Fess up

I shat my pants

Admit mistakes

I thought it would just be a fart

Reassess direction

I should probably not go to that meeting right now

Time-bound

I have 90 seconds until that shart starts to leek out of my pants

some_guy , in A good leader always farts first 💨

How to lose my respect on day one.

Droechai ,

Are your respect based on the ability to contain flatulence? You do you, I just hope that any lactose intolerant people around you stay away from that sweet lactose :P

ChanchoManco , in A good leader always farts first 💨

That's totally something Michael Scott would say.

themeatbridge ,

And in true Michael Scott fashion, below the veneer of inappropriate immaturity, there is nascent wisdom.

Kolanaki ,
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But then he accidentally shits himself trying to fart and you forget all about that.

slazer2au , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Is someone still running the cloud to farts plugin from the early 2010s?

ArtVandelay ,
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I remember it as cloud-to-butt

SuperSloth , in Redefining Physics
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I just called my local McDonalds to see if they would add AI to my burger. They were pretty rude considering I just turned their whole business model on it’s head. I guess being a tortured genius really does have its drawbacks.

dutchkimble ,

You see your mistake was only asking for AI. You had to ask for the E=mc2 also.

Diplomjodler3 , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Somebody may have been huffing their own farts a bit too much.

fckreddit , in A good leader always farts first 💨

I fart in my boss’s general direction.

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