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BilboBallbins , in How about no

This assumes you have a 0 minute commute, so it only applies to remote workers, who are likely to be on salary anyway.

frunch ,

It also assumes you wake up and immediately begin working.

Lt_Cdr_Data ,

That’s only partially valid though. You gotta get up and get ready either way. I know some people don’t shower in the mornings and even worse: some don’t brush their teeth, but aside from the 1 minute job of putting on your clothes, you can’t count that.

Aceticon , (edited ) in How about no

Coming to the office naked “WILL set you apart”.

Punching your boss “WILL set you apart”.

Overtly stealling office equipmemt “WILL set you apart”.

Constantly bringing up the subject of your bowel movement “WILL [guess what…] set you apart”.

I’d say the quality of this guy’s advice is pretty well matched to the quality of the “argument” he provided to justify it.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
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Hey that’s not stealing, that’s taking

ShaggySnacks ,

It’s called my yearly bonus and or raise.

Aceticon ,

“During my induction they told me ‘this is your computer’, so naturally I took it home”

Krachsterben , in How about no

I work 4 hours on Sundays but get paid for those hours as if I was working the whole day. I have Wednesday off instead which makes grocery shopping much more enjoyable because the supermarket is near empty during off peak hours

Wrrzag , in How about no
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Chopping up elderly people with a dull bread knife will also set you apart.

palitu ,

Set them apart?

winky88 ,

Set us apart

Jumi , in Boomers are the best generation. There ya have it.

Ich bin die Generation, die dauerhaft im Strahl kotzen könnte, weil alles bergab geht bis auf meine Ausgaben.

cgTemplar , in How about no
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It will set you apart from the other doormats.

Diurnambule , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?

Lol I got something similar. Scammers are on LinkedIn too.

rainynight65 , in How about no

In twenty years, the only people who will remember that you worked all the time are your children.

Gestrid ,

Reminds me of that song, “Cats in the Cradle” by Harry Chapin. That’s sort of what the song is about.

The dad never has time for his kid because he’s working all the time. But the kid wanted to be just like his dad.

And so the kid, when he’s grown up, ends up never having time for his dad. He’s grown up to be just like his dad.

CookieJarObserver , in How about no
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can i also get my dick sucked in office that would be the only way to get me there more than 35+5h a week

5714 ,

Really? Wouldn’t a corporate weekend blowjob be kind of similar to the ‘Don’t organise-pizza’?

CookieJarObserver ,
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Who said it’s about one?

5714 ,

On the weekend I spend time with my company

p000l , in How about no

But, but if you never leave work, imagine…

matlag , in How about no

If you have time to waste posting such crap on linkedin, working on week-ends won’t make you a tiny bit more productive.

SnipingNinja ,
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It’s not about productivity, it’s about boot licking to get a better life for yourself, so you can get yourself a boot licker

5714 ,

This is also not about productivity because cramming in more work hours into the workweek and extending it will decrease the output per time, productivity, since there’s more time at a similar weekly output now. Productivity would automate or intensify work tasks which of course creates other problems.

vox , in Genius
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jokes on you my laptop won’t even sell for 100$.

LaChaleurDeLaNuit , in Genius

Curious about who Claude is though

Mcballs1234 ,
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Pretty sure its a discord bot

mojo ,

Another AI except they for some reason made it exclusively available through a proprietary children social media chatroom?

Phoenix3875 , in Genius

Good, with the power of AI, my shitty $100 laptop will be worth $1000 now.

echodot ,

Even my desktop isn’t worth that much.

BilboBargains , in How about no

It will set you apart. People will think of you as ‘that maniac with no life’.

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