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unwarlikeExtortion , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

The only crime I see here is the use of SI units! What's a ng/dl? ::: spoiler
/s

regrub , in A good leader always farts first 💨

How much you wanna bet the author of that post also has a fetish for farts?

TheBat , in Where to start..
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Kumbha (कुंभ) means pot/jug in many Indian languages.

Socsa , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

Oh no, not my testeroonies!

RestrictedAccount , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

APEOs are everywhere in the US.

Phanatik , in Thanks for telling me shapes exist!

You know what's causing me physical pain? The fact the shapes aren't in order of no. of sides. Part of me thinks this post is a cry for help.

MxM111 , (edited ) in Thanks for telling me shapes exist!
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A circle is a 1D object.
A disk is a 2D object.
The post is a failure.

Hippopotamus ,

Uh… a circle is a 2D object and a disk is a 3D object

MxM111 , (edited )
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Nope. You need one parameter to characterize a circle. Circle dimension is the same as of line. Circle has zero thickness. Circle is 1D-sphere.

Similar to a normal sphere being a 2D surface of a 3D ball, a 1D circle is the edge of 2D disc.

crmsnbleyd , in I had ChatGPT write me a LinkedIn Lunatic style post about the benefits of eating poop
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This inspired me to eat my own poo

tabarnaski , in I will NOT protect your company secrets. Also you should hire me.

Gotta live the “ideas are cheap” stance when you know how much money some patents can be worth.

Bizarroland ,
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However, that implies that you have a patent and getting a patent costs between $5000 and $10,000 if you're lucky and it's a simple patent.

SomeoneSomewhere ,

Yeah, but there’s a substantial number of people arguing that patents are over-issued, over-broad, and protection probably lasts too long - especially for software patents.

See the Apple/Samsung “scroll bounce” litigation.

Anders429 , in Long Interviews

oh my god you guys these are satirical

merc , in Long Interviews

A 3 fucking hour interview?

A series of 1 hour interviews with different people is bad enough, but 3 hours?

If someone wants that much of my time, they better pay me.

Stupidmanager , in Long Interviews

i’ve been just playing along, enjoying free lunches.

someguy3 , in Long Interviews

That last bit he’s just confusing keeping your eyes open and ears to the ground with interviewing. (Hopefully it’s someone at his company and essentially a succession plan, in such case yeah the dude probably knows.)

WarmSoda ,

You can’t seriously be this dense.

themusicman , in If you really thought this, it'd be company policy and the employee wouldn't have to ask. Faked for engagement?

I’ve seen other people posting this exact copy as their own, word for word. Something’s off here

Anders429 ,

I’m guessing because there’s literally no penalty for it. May as well steal content to give you more interactions, if that’s what you’re after.

odium ,

The penalty is getting an hour dedicated to you in a hbomberguy video.

MrJameGumb , in If you really thought this, it'd be company policy and the employee wouldn't have to ask. Faked for engagement?
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I can’t say if that’s really how he runs his company or not, but he definitely made up that quote for social media. He probably practiced it in front of a mirror after that in case he gets asked to repeat it later.

givesomefucks ,

Not just for clout.

There’s a good chance he’s saying that to get people to apply at where he works, and people would be told (or at least think) that exceptions to the written rule are frequent and not a big deal.

Then when the new round of (likely disposable) employees ask for something, they’re told to fuck off an to read their hiring agreement.

Usually the worst a business is, the more they make up weird stories about how cool it is to work there. Because they have to trick people into accepting positions.

shalafi ,

My boss would say something very similar, and mean it.

LOL, in the same vein, he also told me, “I don’t believe in micromanaging my people. If you find me micromanaging you, it’s because I’m looking for your replacement.”

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