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TenderfootGungi , in How about no

Working saturdays was the norm. That is why Sundays were a “day of rest”. And Saturdays were shorter days, more akin to workdays today.

generalEdo , in Maths is hard.

But does your money get naked and have nice breasts?

leraje , in How about no
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Nothing sets you apart more than sudden death via a heart attack aged 35.

killeronthecorner , in How about no
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If you lie to people on LinkedIn for clout, you can’t easily work an extra 600 hours a week

Rentlar , (edited ) in How about no

You could be distinguished like this guy in a UK Rail Accident report.

The driver was on his 59th hour of work that week in the final hours of his 12-hour night shift. Let’s not encourage overworking, in most jobs you won’t be that much more productive anyway, and in others you run the risk of making potentially fatal mistakes. (Luckily he made it out fine.)

pufferfischerpulver ,

This fucking dude in the picture fortunately has no responsibility beyond the investor money from other fucking idiots who think the economy, the planet, all our well-being, is an elaborate casino game.

Omgpwnies ,

IIRC studies have shown that overall output is highest for many jobs at about a 4 day workweek. By the 5th day people tend to just fuck around more while on the clock

SkyeStarfall ,

For white collar jobs that is pretty much true. With a few exceptions, I cannot force more than that out of myself and still feel fine afterwards.

bdonvr , (edited )

Look into Hours of Service for US truck drivers.

70 hours per 8 days, up to 14 hours working per day with 11 of those driving.

There’s a required 30 minute break before you reach 8 hours, but a couple years ago they redefined it such that it just had to be 30 minutes not driving. So now the time I spend unloading the truck at the destination counts as a “break” for me.

That’s the federal rules, but my state has its own HOS. (These can apply when not moving across state borders, as the federal government only has jurisdiction over INTERstate commerce). The state HOS is 80 hours in 8 days, 16 hours working, 12 driving. No breaks needed.

Rentlar ,

Mhm, better hours, better pay would mean better drivers and more people willing to work in that industry.

In Ontario Canada it’s up to 13 hrs driving, 14 hours on-duty and 10 hrs off-duty with 8 hour breaks, and unloading doesn’t count as off-duty. Maximum 70 hrs in 7 days, or 120 hrs in 14 days depending on carrier. Not much better.

CaptKoala ,

I’ve lived this, I’m still recovering from nerve damage caused by some guy stepping out of a garden bed late at night in front of my tram wearing all black. Should’ve flattened the cunt, maybe folks will stop walking out when they read of the deaths in the news. It’s a huge issue here, and I’m glad I don’t drive trams any more, I make 70% of my previous earnings for 1% of the bullshit, and I work maximum 4 days/wk now.

Edit: nerve damage caused due to shoulder sublux during panic emergency braking.

youCanCallMeDragon , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?
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CEO at Goldman Sacs lol

SpaceNoodle ,

Gold Man Sacs is a gay strip club.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

“Sacks”

echodot , in How about no

Yeah but that’s only viable if you’re in real estate because those guys barely do any work anyway.

spacecowboy , in How about no

How’s about you take a long walk off a short pier, pal.

LEDZeppelin , in How about no

Oh please. Those are rookie numbers.

If you snort some coke you can get 23 hours in a day.

It WILL set you apart.

StarkillerX42 ,

“Oh that’s Ralph, he’s a coke addict and probably only has 6 months to live, best to avoid him at all costs.”

LEDZeppelin ,

It 👏 WILL 👏 set 👏 you 👏 apart 👏 . 👏

nieceandtows , (edited ) in How about no

If you work 16 hours on weekdays, you would have worked for 2 years in 1 year. You would earn twice the salary of the average person (citation needed), and will retire at 30. It WILL set you apart. It will also put you in a hospital and an early grave, but it WILL set you apart.

nieceandtows , in Genius

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

2d4_bears , in How about no

What an unworthy life. What a depressing existence.

metallic_substance , (edited )

What?! Did you even read it? This guy gets an entire day off every day. He’s living the god-damned American dream

Chetzemoka , in How about no

Does this person think working shifts are just magic? You show up at 4am on a Saturday unscheduled and they just pay you with no complaint? People just get as much unauthorized overtime as they want?

I understand that's not the kind of work he's suggesting, but it is the kind of work that the vast majority of us do. Stop trying to normalize the hustle. We need to go back to RESPECT for the 9-5 working person and pay them enough to have comfortable lives

Hippopotamus , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?

Pig butchering scam

Gullible ,

When going to bazaar, I hate it when they add butchering fees. Damn Porketmaster.

Reverendender , in How about no
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Can we name and shame? I won’t go on twitter or whatever it’s called today, but I would love to troll and harass this guy on Mastodon.

Daqu ,

There are not many multifamily syndicators with 50 million raised. You will find if you search.

iByteABit ,

What makes you think a professional bootlicker like him would even know about FOSS social media? He probably makes fun of FOSS every chance he gets

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