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synae , in Work math [satire]
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I thought this was going to end with "You certainly will not regret drinking $130 worth of kombucha every month"

rbos , in Work math [satire]
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

Kombucha has to be in the running for most marked up drink. Stupid cheap to make, even if kegging it. Same essential process as beer.

SuperIce ,

I think the alcohol removal process increases the price quite a bit. Still very marked up though.

Daxtron2 ,

That's the trick, don't remove the alcohol

SuperIce ,

But then you have to restrict your userbase to over 21s and can't sell it in many supermarkets. Without alcohol it can be sold as a soft drink.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

It's not a lot of alcohol, it's like 1% by volume or something last I checked. You can make it higher, but I think it caps out around 3%.

SuperIce ,

That's accurate, but anything above 0.5% is considered alcoholic in the US. There have been some small pushes to get the limit increased to 1.25%, which would make the usual levels of alcohol in normal kombucha legal, but I don't think that'll actually ever happen.

rbos ,
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

0.5% in the States? Yuck. Paranoid. Anyway not too expensive. Filtering out the yeast. Bubbling oxygen through the mix. Increased nucleation might do it too.

Regardless: huge markup.

rbos , (edited )
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

At least here it can have 1.1% ABV without triggering regulations. Most of the sugars get metabolized by yeast into alcohol, then bacteria into vinegars. The better it's oxygenated, the more vinegars are made. You don't remove the alcohol, you convert it.

So 40g of sugar in a litre would become about 20g of alcohol, most of which becomes vinegar. The exact amount depends on time, temp, oxygen.

idiomaddict , in Work math [satire]

He’s going to erode his teeth completely

Rayspekt , in Work math [satire]

I will not follow you for financial advice, my dude.

Twelve20two , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes
@Twelve20two@slrpnk.net avatar

200ng/dl? Is that nanograms per decalitre?

zaphod ,

It's decilitre, 0.1L. Decalitre is daL.

Twelve20two ,
@Twelve20two@slrpnk.net avatar

Ah, thank you for the correction. I still feel like it's a weird way to write measurements

Facebones , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

Almost as if we don't live in a world where we need to have murder boners 247

wuphysics87 , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

Isn't that good for alphas? Who's complaining?

Etterra , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

It's not a crime, it's just an annoying medical condition.

intensely_human , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

This man is a “lunatic” because he’s worried about a change in the hormone levels of hundreds of millions of people?

Tell me you’re a misandrist without telling me you’re a misandrist.

FiniteBanjo , (edited )

Well, he is a lunatic for different reasons, but the reason for declining testosterone is not because of a crime, a plot, or correlating to a lack of masculinity, heavily masculine individuals still exist en masse, rather the average is being brought down by associated factors including average USA population increases in weight, diabetes, and of course age (See the Table below). Other factors that haven't necessarily been proven to effect us on this scale, but probably do, is the move away from meat. While strictly veganism and vegetarian demographics have declined in recent years depending on who you ask, meat-replacement markets have grown massively in the last two decades.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/9452060d-e149-4a0a-9a03-e346432e3a07.png

There is no current widespread deficiency or emergency. Even with lower Testosterone levels most males are sufficient to remain healthy, even the chart shows that all but one blip of the collected data is above the 350 mark which is considered safe.

EDIT: Looks like consumption of fat contents in meat inversely correlates with testosterone, so vegans might actually be more masculine by that definition.

threeduck ,

A quick literary search suggests there is no evidence linking a vegan diet with a reduction in testosterone. In fact, most studies found an small but significant increase in testosterone with specifically vegan men.

A simple google search shows nothing that backs up your claim, odd that you would have made it.

Sidyctism2 ,

Odd that you would concentrate on the one claim OP himself says is a weak link, especially when the influence of veganism would be so much less than age and obesity. Odd that you wouldnt look into the connection of age/obesity and T-levels.

FiniteBanjo ,

Nah it's cool it's good to question everything. Especially in this day in age where the fake is being manufactured faster than the real.

threeduck ,

Being a vegan, I like to stay abreast of the literature, and I'd never heard of a link between veganism and low T-levels. I quickly checked it, there's no link (in fact the opposite seems more likely), so it seemed like an unnecessary dig at veganism for no reason. I don't have a vested interest in any of the other claims OP made, so that's why I picked at that one. You don't have to fact check an entire comment to have an issue with one point.

FiniteBanjo , (edited )

I used words like "not proven to" and "probably" as reasons to express doubt, but yeah it looks like it was a recent controversy with men's health magazine and several studies going back about at least a decade disprove it citing a very clear inverse correlation with higher fat concentration in meats.

Zacryon ,

EDIT: Looks like consumption of fat contents in meat inversely correlates with testosterone, so vegans might actually be more masculine by that definition.

Could you please provide your source for that? I would like to read more on that.

FiniteBanjo ,

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3573976/

To be clear the fat contents correlate with the lower testosterone, but the same was not true for high carbohydrate diets, so it's a correlation specifically with high fat meats.

intensely_human ,

So you don’t think that people being more overweight, having more diabetes is “a crime”?

Do you realize that word use is not a reference to literal criminal law?

FiniteBanjo ,

No I don't think they're a crime. That's a really stupid question.

zaphod ,

Lemmy and misandry, name a more iconic duo.

Hugh_Jeggs , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

Oh come on, everyone in normal countries knows that gun and tiny-penis truck ownership is directly correlated to miniscule genitalia, there's not really a surprise here

Gingernate , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

The real crime is that fit line hahahahah

chumbalumber , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

It's clearly sexual selection; high testosterone results in early baldness, which in turn is deemed unattractive.

Thus, in order to save western society as we know it, we need to start worshipping bald men as the virile hotties we all know they truly are.

groats_survivor ,

Nice try Larry David

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

I will put my hand up as the symbol of bald sexiness..

I'm a bald bearded 6 foot man.

Zacryon ,

Do you work in or near some chemical or nuclear industries or why do have 6 feet? /j

chumbalumber ,

Nice to meet you. I'm a 6-balled bearded footman.

RizzRustbolt , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

I've been hording it. Sorry.

Sgt_choke_n_stroke , (edited ) in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

I want to hear this guy say ng/dl.

CrazyLikeGollum ,

Probably thinks it's pronounced like "nigdul."

some_guy , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

Why isn't this getting more attention?

Um, cause it's not that big of news and you're hyping shit just to get clicks.

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