pixxelkick ,

Most SQL Dbs use bits, so it would be WHERE field = 1

The entire shirt caused me 4d6 psychological damage.

lennivelkant ,

What is 4d as a numeric format prefix? I only know 0b and 0x. Is it some 4-24 system?

Maggoty ,

It's a random number based system with iterations at 4, 8, 10, 12, and because they want people to go insane, 20.

So everything can randomly be 1-20 at any point in time, and then sometimes you add them together and there's maniacal laughter.

chatokun ,

Aren't there some d6 stuff too?

Maggoty ,

Oh how could I forget!

svcg ,

Here 4d6 is Dungeons and Dragons (etc.) shorthand for "roll four six-sided dice and add up the numbers".

lennivelkant ,

And what range can that sum cover?

MercuryGenisus ,

I would reject this pull request. Why is the indenting all over the place? Why is your keyword capitalisation all over the place? WHY YELLOW?!

Edit: the more I look at this the more it pisses me off. Wtf is going on with your kerning? Just random number and placement of spaces. Also, why is the table name in caps? Who does that? Select * is lazy. Do you really need every field about a girl? Really? Worst of all, not a limited request. I sware this is just the kind of thing that would return 30 million rows and brick the database for twenty seconds.

mark ,
@mark@programming.dev avatar

Yesssss, bro 😀

midori ,

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

somnuz ,

You are now a Certified Rejector. Stay sharp, keep the wheel rolling.

frezik ,

Shouldn't boyfriend be a reference to another table?

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

BF has no referential integrity

lennivelkant ,

That's (part of) why it should be a separate table to map the relation "Relationship". People can have more than one (polyamory, infidelity), and you could track fields like the start, end, status (e.g. flirting, dating, committed, engaged, married, ended) in there.

Black616Angel ,

You forgot some:
Why is there no space after SELECT?

Why are boyfriend and smallwaist not questions like is_cute and is_crazy? Either all boils are with a verb or none.

Also why is smallwaist not in snake case? It should be small_waist (or better yet has_small_waist or even better waist = "small")

Also also boyfriend should be null not false, this would solve multiple issues.

And finally the only positive thing is the * itself, because selecting only body would be even worse. 🤣

JoeKrogan ,
@JoeKrogan@lemmy.world avatar

🙄🤦‍♂️

coffinwood ,

Guy with a belly asks for girl with a small waist. The half-assed ugly shirt will do it.

Instant woman repellant.

jqubed ,
@jqubed@lemmy.world avatar

I feel confident in assuming the guy who would wear this shirt seeking “girls” between the ages of 18 and 26 is himself no younger than 45.

coffinwood ,

Ah I missed the age gap.

Would this guy qualify as an OUTER JOIN? (Sorry, SQL is not my native language)

lennivelkant ,

I sure wouldn't want him as an INNER JOIN

CraigeryTheKid ,

yesss I'm 42 so I can wear this shirt with pride!

dankm ,

And married.

wesker ,
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The pallette for the syntax highlighter is horrid. Hardly readable.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

But it is highlighter colour!

simple ,
@simple@lemm.ee avatar

I can already imagine a 40-something year old manager coming into work wearing this

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