@georgetakei said the Fat Controller: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you Sodor rail doesn't have money. But what we do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that keep trains on time. If you let my engine go now, that'll be the end of it. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and there WILL be confusion and delay.