georgetakei , 1 month ago That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys... https://www.comicsands.com/pennsylvania-priest-arrested-candy-crush-2668125961.html?utm_source=threads&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram
That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys... https://www.comicsands.com/pennsylvania-priest-arrested-candy-crush-2668125961.html?utm_source=threads&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram
HailSatan , 1 month ago @georgetakei It could be Crack, it could be Meth, it could be H or even fucking Gummi Bears. All of it would be better than fucking Candy Crush.
@georgetakei It could be Crack, it could be Meth, it could be H or even fucking Gummi Bears. All of it would be better than fucking Candy Crush.
chrisfuen , 1 month ago @georgetakei will take a lot of sweet-talkin' to get out of this
@georgetakei will take a lot of sweet-talkin' to get out of this
archcorenth , 1 month ago @georgetakei Why was his bail so high? $250,000? He only allegedly stole $40,000. It seems like they decided to start punishing him before he was found guilty.
@georgetakei Why was his bail so high? $250,000? He only allegedly stole $40,000. It seems like they decided to start punishing him before he was found guilty.
skydog , 1 month ago @georgetakei How about a little slack. He was studying the Crushifixion.
@georgetakei
How about a little slack.
He was studying the Crushifixion.
gooba42 , 1 month ago @georgetakei It's the Catholic Church, other than settling civil suits, WTF else are they spending it on?
@georgetakei It's the Catholic Church, other than settling civil suits, WTF else are they spending it on?
Osito , 1 month ago @georgetakei I'm sure the money was just resting there.
@georgetakei I'm sure the money was just resting there.
TheNovemberMan , 1 month ago @georgetakei But I'm sure it was all part of "God's plan" 😅
@georgetakei But I'm sure it was all part of "God's plan" 😅
starraven , 1 month ago @georgetakei Thou shalt not... something....
Thou shalt not... something....
parabolicmirror , 1 month ago @georgetakei steal from the church gets a priest arrested, molest children and he gets a cushy job at the Vatican.
@georgetakei steal from the church gets a priest arrested, molest children and he gets a cushy job at the Vatican.
Ehay2k , 1 month ago @georgetakei Seth Myers had the burn here: "so THAT'S what it takes to get a priest arrested.'
@georgetakei Seth Myers had the burn here: "so THAT'S what it takes to get a priest arrested.'