@georgetakei
So, I was "best-manning" for a Scottish friend, posing for the pictures outside the hall in my brand-new (Irish county tartan) kilt ensemble.
A bird decides to ... well, it shares many letters with "sit" - diagonally across my shirt.
I'm the guy who carries a spare shirt to weddings. Now.
@georgetakei That reminds me of a Mason Williams song about pigeons with the line, "...you relent and offer them a crust of bread / and they 'coo, coo, coo' and they fly away / and they leave their thankyou on your head..."