hascat ,

I bought some of the Star Trek branded wines a few years back. They were unremarkable.

beefcat ,
@beefcat@beehaw.org avatar

you’re paying for the branded bottle, not the liquid inside.

the irony is that i wanted some of those wines, knowing they weren’t good, but i couldn’t order them because i live in one of the shitty states.

AlexisFR ,
@AlexisFR@jlai.lu avatar

10Forward is leaking? It’s an elaborate meme, right?

Stormygeddon ,

Scotty, two to beam up.

Anticorp ,

They better offer a rakajino or however that’s spelled.

veeesix ,
@veeesix@lemmy.ca avatar

Here’s to the finest brew in Starfleet.

x4740N ,

I don’t get the point of foods amd beverages as merchandise considering you can find a coffee that’s the same that will be cheaper and more avalible

GenderNeutralBro ,

$17.99 for a 12 oz bag.

Not crazy expensive for premium coffee (if it is indeed that). But most will probably remain unopened as collector’s items anyway.

Anticorp ,

I doubt it is that. It’s probably over-roasted garbage like most “gourmet” coffee.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

For real. I don’t want X brand coffee in a Spock package.

I want Spock flavored coffee.

Jaccident ,

“Coffee. Black.” “Make it yourself!”

FrostyCaveman ,

Love that episode. The smartass replicator is often quoted in my family lol

The_Che_Banana ,
@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org avatar

The redshirt coffee makes you shit immediately

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Life is difficult for redshirts. Fortunately not for long though! :-P

dumbass ,
@dumbass@lemy.lol avatar

Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.

sirico ,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Just give them money they paid for the picture of the thing you like

dumbass ,
@dumbass@lemy.lol avatar

But... I don't like that one....

Fades ,

Seriously! What an outrageous decision

cybervseas ,

What a total miss. Picard needed a tea blend and they should have launched with Janeway’s coffee.

I’m. I. Why??

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

For real! I want coffee that makes my eyes do this:

clacksee ,
@clacksee@wandering.shop avatar

@Blackout @cybervseas @ValueSubtracted
I don't know. That expression looks like surprise to me. I'm not sure I want my morning coffee to surprise me.

Teal ,
@Teal@lemm.ee avatar

And Tuvix could be a limited availability blend. ☕️

Corgana ,
@Corgana@startrek.website avatar

Jesus wept

ValueSubtracted OP Mod ,
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

There’s coffee in that cash grab.

Corgana ,
@Corgana@startrek.website avatar

10/10 should have used that for the post title!

ValueSubtracted OP Mod ,
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

I don’t modify headlines because I have 🖖 in 🖖 teg 🖖 ri 🖖 ty 🖖.

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