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What do you think of using an AI version of his voice for Olympic recaps? https://www.comicsands.com/al-michaels-voice-ai-olympics-2668626070.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

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@georgetakei If they say they are going to "broadcast" the Olympics, shouldn't they actually "broadcast" the Olympics? Using buzz words to try to get people to watch their round the clock advertisements isn't going to get me to watch "sports!"

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Give the people what they want!

Garst ,
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@georgetakei Didn't they already do that? 🤨 https://youtu.be/EY9tyjr0RxA?si=Fgg4aJQ9HU7J8iit&t=149

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Couldn't have been easy!

Garst ,
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@georgetakei The pope tricked me! This is less fun than previously indicated! 🤬

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georgetakei , to Random
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Yikes.

Garst ,
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@georgetakei Canary: couldn't you just shoot the messenger pigeon?

rbreich , to Random
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A wildfire burns outside Los Angeles.

New England will face heat as high as 107° this week.

Florida neighborhoods are under water.

Meanwhile, Trump has called the climate crisis a "hoax" and has promised to roll back Biden's clean energy investments and "drill, baby, drill."

Garst ,
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@rbreich Just don't think about everything you're walking through when you are forced to go out and wade through the Florida swamp water because those politician insist you work and/or go to school regardless if it's safe to go outside after they declare a state of emergency.

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georgetakei , to Random
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They're not wrong...

Garst ,
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@georgetakei And the sink is little more than an open concept drawer!

georgetakei , to Random
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Happy Pride, Governor! https://www.comicsands.com/jacksonville-residents-pride-desantis-bridge-2668445000.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

Garst ,
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@georgetakei How can he prove that by using those colors he's in support of "the good ol' US of A?" A lot of countries use those colors! Just saying!

georgetakei , to Random
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Times have changed!

Garst ,
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@georgetakei Pottery Barn do be expensive

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georgetakei , to Random
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“Mother Teresa could not beat these charges.” Yes, that's a real quote from Donald Trump, who is now awaiting a verdict in his Manhattan criminal trial. As the jury deliberates, Jay Kuo breaks down what happens next in the trial, including what a likely conviction would look like. https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/trump-trial-jury-preparing-verdict

Garst ,
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@georgetakei If "politicians" are allowing hypotheticals all of a sudden (I know. Whether or not they allow them is based on whether it behooves them)... Where was I? Oh, right! if Mr. Trump beats these charges, I think we should start the canonization process! If he beats these charges, it will be his first miracle! 😇🙄

georgetakei , to Random
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Uh oh...

Garst ,
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@georgetakei Time to call your general contractor about installing open shelving to surprise "your husband!"

georgetakei , to Random
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Slay, Pete, slay! 👏🏼 https://secondnexus.com/boebert-buttigieg-bridge-infrastructure-funding?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

Garst ,
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@georgetakei I'm surprised no one pointed out that not only did she vote against the bill that built the bridge, she then abandoned that district hoping to go screw over a people in a different district!

georgetakei , to Random
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Love is love 🕷️

Garst ,
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@georgetakei It's not their marriage I oppose. It's them insisting on me being their surrogate.

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georgetakei , to Random
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The cruelty is the point. https://www.comicsands.com/mcentee-fake-money-unhoused-people-2668249339.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

Garst ,
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@georgetakei it may be time for the secret service to pay him a visit. (Pun intended) https://www.secretservice.gov/about/history

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Time to expand the gag order... https://www.comicsands.com/maga-tuberville-trump-jurors-american-2668257243.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

Garst ,
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@georgetakei do you even need to warn parties not to tamper with juries before arresting them when it's a felonious crime they just commited? https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/jury_tampering

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I would watch this reimagining!

Garst ,
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@georgetakei They did, but it was ahead of its time. https://youtu.be/pzjOPaogBDc?si=YbJai_YD1k9fsTzf

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