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georgetakei , to Random
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What utter snowflakes. https://www.comicsands.com/conservatives-buffalo-bills-gay-football-2668566261.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Right-wingers play the victim so well! I bet they even carry their own body chalk.

georgetakei , to Random
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Yeah, that's not how it works. https://www.comicsands.com/bryce-mitchell-ufc-homeschool-gay-2668367252.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei If your parents named you "Bryce," you can pretty much expect to spend your life in leather bars.

rbreich , to Random
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Live Nation/Ticketmaster is a monopoly, which is why it can get away with providing awful service, charging exorbitant prices, and tacking on fees as high as 75% of the ticket price.

The DoJ will announce an antitrust lawsuit against the company this week.

This is a big deal.

soulexpress ,
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@rbreich Live Nation/Ticketmaster is a huge part of why I only go to see bands at bars, clubs, and small auditoriums. Those club owners and performers need my financial support; Ticketmaster and Bruce Springsteen do not.

georgetakei , to Random
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We're just happy she's finally getting her due 🙌 https://www.comicsands.com/cher-reverses-hall-of-fame-2668284900.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei CHER: The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame sucks!

R&R HoF: We're inducting you.

CHER: I love the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame!

rbreich , to Random
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Four facts:

  1. If Trump stole nat'l secrets, he must face justice.

  2. Thanks to Judge Cannon, it now seems impossible for a trial to happen before the election.

  3. If he's reelected, he will never face trial.

  4. Therefore, Trump must be defeated as a matter of nat'l security

soulexpress ,
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@rbreich Trump had 27 documents in his office. Of those:

  • 6 Top Secret
  • 18 Secret
  • 3 Confidential

He also had 75 documents in a storage room. Of those:

  • 11 Top Secret
  • 36 Secret
  • 28 Confidential

Fuck Aileen Cannon! Fuck Donald Trump! And fuck every traitor in the GOP!

georgetakei , to Random
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When you've lost Fox... https://secondnexus.com/varney-noem-dog-questions-ridiculous?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Kristi Noem's lips are ideal for bottom feeding.

georgetakei , to Random
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What do you think of his comments here, folks? https://www.comicsands.com/jerry-seinfeld-comedy-pc-left-2668091275.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Not having watched sitcoms regularly since "Cheers" ended, I'm not qualified to offer an opinion on this matter.

georgetakei , to Random
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The hypocrisy is strong with this one. https://www.comicsands.com/matthew-marsden-straight-pride-month-2668089266.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei I had never heard of Matthew Marsden, and wish I still hadn't.

georgetakei , to Random
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It's not always about the money. https://www.comicsands.com/owen-wilson-rejected-oj-movie-2668059647.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei I'm having a tough time visualizing Owen Wilson as OJ Simpson. Who plays Nicole, Angela Bassett?

georgetakei , to Random
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She's really doubling down on deplorable. https://www.comicsands.com/noem-defends-killing-puppy-memoir-2668083640.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Kristi Noem is living proof that ugliness comes from within.

georgetakei , to Random
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NEVER

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei

georgetakei , to Random
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What say you, cat owners, is this relatable?

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei If cats could talk to us, they wouldn't.

georgetakei , to Random
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This kid is going places 🤣 https://www.comicsands.com/dunkin-workers-son-crash-response-2667868889.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Gives a whole new meaning to "drive-thru," doesn't it?

rbreich , to Random
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FYI: Why are food prices out of control? | The Coffee Klatch with Robert Reich ft. Michael Pollan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y-Qu0a0MZA&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

soulexpress ,
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@rbreich I do know this much: if you pay $25 to have a $12 meal delivered, you don't get to bitch about food prices!

georgetakei , to Random
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She has wisdom beyond her years. https://www.comicsands.com/sydney-sweeney-producer-not-pretty-2667814077.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Being called "not pretty" by Carol Baum is like being called a drunken slob by Steve Bannon.

georgetakei , to Random
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It's not for everyone.

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei I take it Lindsay never listens to singles?

rbreich , to Random
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Casual reminder to Ignore the anti-union propaganda from corporate America.

If unions were actually bad for workers, corporations wouldn't need to spend millions of dollars on union-busting.

soulexpress ,
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@rbreich When you hear "right to work," take it as a major red flag.

georgetakei , to Random
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Always focused on the pressing issues of the day 🙄 https://www.comicsands.com/fox-news-libraries-sex-dens-2667801192.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Fox News viewers are like Christmas lights: they all hang together, half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright.

georgetakei , to Random
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To this family, lying is like breathing. https://secondnexus.com/trump-lies-barron-graduation-judge?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Being called "heartless" by a Trump is like being called "obese" by Chris Christie.

rbreich , to Random
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I still hear people arguing that prosecuting a former president sets a “dangerous precedent.”

The truly dangerous precedent would be to establish that presidents are above the law.

soulexpress ,
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@rbreich Didn't people argue the same thing during Watergate?

georgetakei , to Random
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Absolute perfection as always 🔥 https://secondnexus.com/stewart-trump-sleeping-criminal-trial?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Jon Stewart's return to THE DAILY SHOW is that rarest of entities in the modern world: good news!

georgetakei , to Random
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Trump doesn't know history? Ya don't say! https://www.comicsands.com/tj-stiles-trump-battle-gettysburg-2667777601.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei I hear Trump looked up the Gettysburg Address on Google Maps.

georgetakei , to Random
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Well, well, well, a little truth from Lindsey for once. https://secondnexus.com/lindsey-graham-truth-trump-trial?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Lindsey Graham makes me physically ill.

georgetakei , to Random
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Why would they even owe her an apology?? https://www.comicsands.com/rowling-wont-forgive-radcliffe-watson-2667766388.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Did they ask for her forgiveness? Somehow I doubt it.

georgetakei , to Random
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What a sad pathetic little man. https://secondnexus.com/kern-god-haters-arizona-abortion?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Who the hell is Anthony Kern?

georgetakei , to Random
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Oh Sunny... No... https://www.comicsands.com/sunny-hostin-climate-change-eclipse-2667734007.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Is that any more ridiculous than Fox News linking the eclipse to illegal immigration?

georgetakei , to Random
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They simply do not care. https://secondnexus.com/mark-simone-arizona-abortion-ruling?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei That Simone guy couldn't get laid if he crawled up a chicken's ass.

georgetakei , to Random
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Talk about an apt nickname. https://www.comicsands.com/buck-greene-moscow-marjorie-nickname-2667732495.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Marjorie Taylor Greene does not belong in Congress. She belongs in a Waffle House, falling-down drunk, at 3:00 a.m.

rbreich , to Random
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Let's be clear. Arizona's Supreme Court knocking reproductive rights back to 1864 is a direct result of Donald Trump keeping his promise to appoint U.S. Supreme Court Justices who would overturn Roe v. Wade.

soulexpress ,
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@rbreich Maybe it's just not a good idea to have the word "supreme" in your job title. Look what it did to Diana Ross!

georgetakei , to Random
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It IS possible.

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Sounds like JerLisa Nicole saw Jordan Peele's "Us."

georgetakei , to Random
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That is how you call out Donald's lies! https://secondnexus.com/biden-trump-abortion-video-lie?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei If Donald Trump said "Good morning," I'd look out the window to be sure it wasn't nighttime.

georgetakei , to Random
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What a sad pathetic little man. https://www.comicsands.com/giuliani-earthquakes-targeting-communist-states-2667720241.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei One week after Trump started selling Bibles, there was an earthquake in Bedminster, New Jersey. Just sayin'.

rbreich , to Random
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If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage.

The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”

It’s about control.

soulexpress ,
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@rbreich If you support the death penalty and oppose gun control, you don't get to call yourself "pro-life."

rbreich , to Random
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TODAY: Biden announces major action on student debt relief.

What's in the news?

Trump's shifting abortion stance, Trump suing his judge, Trump's fundraising claims.

TOMORROW: Look for another story about how voters don't feel like Biden's done anything.

See how this works?

soulexpress ,
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@rbreich Donald Trump shits in a baby's mouth. The press reports it as follows:

MSNBC: Former president Donald Trump, who has 91 criminal counts against him, pooped in a baby's mouth today,

FOX, NEWSMAX, OAN: President Trump, who models himself on Jesus Christ, fed a hungry child today.

THE REST OF THE MEDIA: Is Biden too old for a second term?

georgetakei , to Random
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Tom said what we're all thinking 🤣 https://www.comicsands.com/tom-arnold-roseanne-sunset-boulevard-2667713785.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

soulexpress ,
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@georgetakei Roseanne hit rock bottom and has now started digging.

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