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markr , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

Jamie Dimon (compensation 34.5 million 2022) says what?

Hyggyldy ,

Too many people think rich and in charge = smart and reasonable.

treefrog , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

he probably owns office real estate.

Mdotaut801 , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

I’m sick of these fucking old white CEO’s being out of touch. People want and need flexibility and go out of their way to find it. I personally prefer going into the office, I’m more productive that way even though my entire team is remote. People just want the option and they want to be treated like the adults that they are. Companies just need to offer it, and if it doesn’t work out for whatever reason or they can’t act like an adult, then get rid of the employee. Not a hard system.

OutrageousUmpire , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

“We’re not going to make that decision because we’re pandering to employees”

Is there such a thing as “pandering to employees”? The employees are doing the real work to keep the company going, while Dimon’s work apparently includes appearing on news stations ridiculing said employees.

Hopefully the next headline we hear about J.P. Morgan will be a mass voluntary attrition.

Chatotorix ,
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This is the state capitalism is currently. Raising morale of the employees is now “pandering”.

supratachophobia , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

The reality is that Jaime Dimon is out of touch. On last year’s employee conference call, he was asked about return to office and how WFH has opened up significant flexibility for employees personal lives, specifically, children’s doctors appointments. He responded that your nanny should be taking the kids to your kids doctor’s appointments so you can work at the office.

rivermonster , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

LOL, because that company did sooooo badly when everyone was remote for COVID. Boo hoo, my real estate is worthless now that remote work has been proven to have no significant impact on productivity–objectively and empirically

aaron_griffin , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it
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I bet he said this from an “off-site” and hasn’t been in the office in weeks

Nioxic ,

It is july?

Prime summer holiday month, at least where i live.

FlyingSquid ,
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Yeah, but he’s not at his summer house, where he could be working from and maybe be less productive. So that’s almost the same thing.

Jaysyn , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it
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Every billionaire is a policy failure.

rmuk ,

I’d rather have a thousand millionaires than one billionaire.

derf82 , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

Gee, I wonder how much he and JPMorgan are invested in commercial real estate.

OwenEverbinde ,
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… and car manufacturers, and oil companies, and tire companies, and the fast food franchises lining every freeway exit…

Grimr0c ,
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Ill give you a hint: JPMC owns one of the largest buildings in the United States, second only to the Pentagon. Their Columbus location is a multi-mile long, 6 story, repurposed Mall. And thats just one of 8 Non-Branch locations they use in Columbus.

Saneless ,

I know dozens of people who work there. Most hate it

Parking is atrocious and you have to walk like 10 minutes from your spot to the building. And then I’m the building another 5 to your office

Oh and you thought you were leaving at 5? It’s a 30 minute commute just from the parking lot to the first street because of the traffic

Grimr0c ,
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Lol. So accurate. The streets to I70 are fucked, then you get on I70 and its backed up all the way to 270. Awful lmao.

Saneless ,

Know what’s a good idea? Taking the two most important freeways in the city and having their on and off ramps overlap, and it’s for only 200 feet total. Won’t cause any traffic

ccunix ,

Hang on!

If it was a shopping mall, surely it had really good parking. Why does everyone go to shopping malls instead of town centres? It easy to park!

They must have actively tried to break it!

Grimr0c ,
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It’s mostly due to the sheer amount of people who work in the building. The building holds over 10k employees. Problem is, everyone wants to park near their office space so they dont have to walk a mile or two to get to the other side of the building. So it gets cluttered very quickly around key lots.

Also, there’s no parking garages. It was a flat lot until a few yesra ago. Now its a flat lot with a second story.

rmuk ,

Shopping malls tend to have choke points where the rapidly flowing road traffic transitions to more random car park traffic. Not a problem if a few thousand people are coming and going as they please throughout the day but thousands of people arriving together at 9:00 and leaving together at 17:00… they’re just not designed for that sort of thing.

Fredsshilksirt , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it
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I'm betting he is heavily invested in commercial real estate. Empty buildings means losing money.

const_void ,

Almost certainly. Just like the office furniture company that put out this anti-WFH “news article”.

mrnotoriousman ,

I should have stopped after reading it was the NYPost. But jfc what a load of massive bullshit

Gellis12 ,

Seems to be a common theme among office furniture companies, get a load of this bitch

Juvyn00b ,

Jesus Christ - if she would have left the last minute of that out, it could have been very motivational. Instead…yeeeeshhh

Gellis12 ,

Yeah, she caught a ton of flak for it online, and then gave a total non-apology that basically boiled down to an officespeak version of “sorry you’re so sensitive”

Nioxic ,

A lot of furniture companies sell to other companies, office equipment etc

Its super expensive(overpriced) and if nobody uses offices anymore they will go out of business.

Herman miller chairs? I mean, theyre great but not a lot of orivate cotizens buy them.

ghariksforge , (edited ) to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

Another dinosaur from the past century resisting 21th21st century.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Twenty-oneth century

kat_angstrom ,

I think it’s pronounced, “twenty-firth century”

floofloof ,

“twenty-firth thentury”

FTFY

ccunix ,

That’s what Mike Tyson calls it, so who are we to argue?

Jaysyn ,
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Meanwhile, back in reality, my company isn't upside down on commercial real estate & likes making more money so we are getting a smaller office to house our servers & equipment.

some_guy ,

My company did the same. We had a six week assessment period where everyone was required to come in two days per week. Once that data showed no major difference in output, we got a smaller office (for receiving and such) and everyone was told the office is optional. Smart business that kept people happy.

HubertManne ,
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Mine was a bit hesitant but they are now talking seriously about getting rid of more offices and they had done one pass on that before. I would sorta like them to have an office subscription

circuitfarmer ,
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This right here.

Find me a company deeply invested in office real estate (in particular, expecting a return on that real estate), and I’ll show you a company against remote work.

The real detriments don’t exist. True, I have met workers that don’t like remote work: companies have latched on to those people as an excuse to continue what is otherwise an entirely transparent narrative.

If anything I gain productivity by working from home. I see companies that don’t support that kind of work as entirely being behind the curve.

ccunix , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

My employer would beg to differ. Seeing as they pay my mortgage and not him, he is irrelevant.

Captain_Patchy , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

Jamie Dimon can just fg ahead and make his millions without any employees, that will maximize his profits too.

MagnusRobotFighter , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

the same management who wanted everyone to return to the office are the same people who are still joining Zoom calls from home.

857 , to Work Reform in Jamie Dimon says employees can go work somewhere else if they don't like long commutes into the office, thinks remote work doesn't cut it

That's OK, I didn't have any desire to work for that asshole anyway...

Most folks are exponentially more productive when they don't have to waste hours of their day (stressfully) driving/public transit from A to B just to do their job.

sadreality ,

Yeah but have you thought about this Boomer's CRE clients/friends? What about his origination business?

You are insensitive... why do you hate freedom and holy profit of another man who works very hard for every penny.

EnderWi99in ,

I am way more productive when I'm not also being constantly interrupted by the people around me all day long. When I sit down to work at home I will go hours without even looking up from my screen. When my attention is interrupted in the office, which happens regularly, it takes me a good 5-7min to focus again. Repeat that same process a couple times an hour and not a lot gets done.

lobut ,

I can’t believe how much time I waste in the office. It’s unbelievable. I will say that certain meetings in the office are better. However, maybe a day or so for those but for the most part. It’s such a waste.

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