jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

These are a few of my favorite things.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”

Fizz ,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Since lobsters are cold blooded am I wrong in thinking their bodies wouldn’t generate any heat thus making the mittens useless?

trashgirlfriend ,

It would still insulate them so they wouldn’t lose so much heat, no?

klemptor ,

Useless? LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!!!

Revan343 ,

Their bodies still generate heat, all metabolic processes do.

agent_flounder ,
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“Lobsters on snowbanks in cute little mittens” would fit the theme and the meter better… Just sayin’

YarHarSuperstar ,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but that’s not the original tweet

Archelon ,

Or “give your pet lobster a sweater with mittens”

kambusha ,

“Make your lobster a sweater with cute little mittens” would rhyme a little better

Jake_Farm ,
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

Looks more like a crawfish.

Whelks_chance ,
nxdefiant ,

That’s a deep reference. Real deep.

Lemminary ,

This gives the lobster 'nam flashbacks from the kitchen it escaped from.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

this humiliation is what causes the lobster uprising.

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