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PrincessLeiasCat , in Let's do this đŸ’Ș

Who lives in something like this other than royalty? I honestly don’t understand the point of it
.you’d never see 90% of it.

merc ,

If money weren’t an issue, I could understand it. You could invite friends and/or family to come over and stay as long as they’d like. If you wanted some time to yourself, they wouldn’t even have to leave, they could just stay in one of the guest-houses for a while.

You could have any kind of special hobby room you wanted. Martial arts dojo? Sure. Home theater? Sure. Laser tag room? Sure. Dance studio? Why not? Kitchen with every kind of tool, multiple ovens, multiple stoves? Of course! Workshop? Why not. Cozy knitting room with every kind of yarn imaginable? Great!

Some kind of good cause you wanted to support? Give them an entire wing of the place. Feel bad for a marginalized group like refugees? Hand over one of the many buildings for their use.

Overall, the world would probably be a better place if no person / family had this much wealth. But, that doesn’t mean that I’d hate to have a place like that if I happened to be insanely wealthy.

PrincessLeiasCat ,

Great answer, thanks! A lot of things I hadn’t thought about. Maybe we should all go in with this guy, lol

(Yes I know it’s satire)

LemmyIsFantastic , in NSFL

Pretty obvious this was satire.

DoYouNot , in Kind of cringe?

I don’t think the first one is all that bad, but it does have a tinge of toxic-positivity.

MadSurgeon ,

It’s the “unstoppable” bit. Bitch, please stop me if I’m about to do something stupid.

Chetzemoka ,

Yeah, working on yourself makes you resilient, but it definitely doesn’t make you unstoppable. Like Picard said, “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.”

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in NSFL

The Gervais Principle has labeled them as “clueless”

That is straight up Michael Scott doing business travel.

Starkstruck , in Is he serious 😂

The amount of people who can’t realize this is satire from the (Let’s hop into a 5 min call) alone is insane. Like bruh I’m literally autistic and have trouble with telling when things are a joke and even I realized.

Tarkcanis , in Is he serious 😂

It’s 100% a satire page.

smuuthbrane ,
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The problem is WE CAN’T TELL.

simplylemons9001 ,

Is that Poe’s law in effect?

Pog ,

Lol I can tell because of the name and the stock photo pfp

Staccato ,

You’re probably not familiar enough with the office workplace then. This is like every joke rolled into one.

MyFairJulia , (edited ) in Boomers are the best generation. There ya have it.
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She looks like she’s from the generation that did a lot of those things early in childhood but then discovered the power of the Nintendo Entertainment System.

Also let’s be honest: If her kids skipped school to be with their lovers, she wouldn’t support this at all. She probably wouldn’t even support kids skipping school to be politically active.

Peaty , in Why did she have to drag oat milk into this 😭

“He” is named Stephanie and as they are “trying to secure the money for women in tech” Im guessing they don’t use “he”.

crmsnbleyd OP ,
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I goofed it

dumples , in Why did she have to drag oat milk into this 😭
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What even is he suggesting? I don't apply for jobs online? How and where does he think you are suppose to get jobs then. Strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on jobbies

Bardylis ,

He wants you to pay for his coaching. Just imply theres a better way and leave the coaching link.

Saledovil ,

I’d like to add: Take note how the dot before the com is in brackets. This is likely to confuse spam filters.

smashboy ,

Am I missing something? Three different people in this thread are calling this person called Stephanie a he?

dumples ,
@dumples@kbin.social avatar

I didn't read closely enough to see that the person was named Stephanie. Opps

Bardylis ,

I guess I didn’t look at the posters name in the picture and the person I was responding to said he

xantoxis , in Why did she have to drag oat milk into this 😭

This is almost incoherent. I think this “grindset” group of people is actually just individuals with undiagnosed cerebral clotting. How many of them die within 48 hours of posting? I think it’s worth investigating.

Aceticon , (edited ) in How about no

Coming to the office naked “WILL set you apart”.

Punching your boss “WILL set you apart”.

Overtly stealling office equipmemt “WILL set you apart”.

Constantly bringing up the subject of your bowel movement “WILL [guess what
] set you apart”.

I’d say the quality of this guy’s advice is pretty well matched to the quality of the “argument” he provided to justify it.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
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Hey that’s not stealing, that’s taking

ShaggySnacks ,

It’s called my yearly bonus and or raise.

Aceticon ,

“During my induction they told me ‘this is your computer’, so naturally I took it home”

matlag , in How about no

If you have time to waste posting such crap on linkedin, working on week-ends won’t make you a tiny bit more productive.

SnipingNinja ,
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It’s not about productivity, it’s about boot licking to get a better life for yourself, so you can get yourself a boot licker

5714 ,

This is also not about productivity because cramming in more work hours into the workweek and extending it will decrease the output per time, productivity, since there’s more time at a similar weekly output now. Productivity would automate or intensify work tasks which of course creates other problems.

EternalNicodemus , in How about no
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  • the_post_of_tom_joad ,

    Why stop there? Get down on your knees and give the boss a rimmy to really get their attention.

    franklin ,
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    The drive to work more sounds like a good idea on its face however as someone who has tried that tactic I can tell you it won’t rapidly take an impact on your mental health. You will not be rewarded for your extra output but be reprimanded anytime the stress makes you perform subpar.

    From my experience 32 hours is works best for me and will allow me to maintain my highest output. Additional hours after that will actually lower my output overall in the long run.

    The other reason it’s not a good idea is because when one person does it it becomes the expectation every time you give an employer free time you weaken the bargaining power of your peers and you may see it as rewards for your efforts but I guarantee that we all lose in the end, you will get paid less than what you deserve you will get less free time than you deserve for your efforts. Capitalism only rewards shareholders.

    iByteABit , in Genius

    Finally this sub is on Lemmy!

    megalodon , in How about no

    It’s as if we only exist to bring value to the lives of a few lucky individuals.

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