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cgTemplar , in How about no
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It will set you apart from the other doormats.

Jumi , in Boomers are the best generation. There ya have it.

Ich bin die Generation, die dauerhaft im Strahl kotzen könnte, weil alles bergab geht bis auf meine Ausgaben.

Wrrzag , in How about no
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Chopping up elderly people with a dull bread knife will also set you apart.

palitu ,

Set them apart?

winky88 ,

Set us apart

Krachsterben , in How about no

I work 4 hours on Sundays but get paid for those hours as if I was working the whole day. I have Wednesday off instead which makes grocery shopping much more enjoyable because the supermarket is near empty during off peak hours

Aceticon , (edited ) in How about no

Coming to the office naked “WILL set you apart”.

Punching your boss “WILL set you apart”.

Overtly stealling office equipmemt “WILL set you apart”.

Constantly bringing up the subject of your bowel movement “WILL [guess what…] set you apart”.

I’d say the quality of this guy’s advice is pretty well matched to the quality of the “argument” he provided to justify it.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
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Hey that’s not stealing, that’s taking

ShaggySnacks ,

It’s called my yearly bonus and or raise.

Aceticon ,

“During my induction they told me ‘this is your computer’, so naturally I took it home”

BilboBallbins , in How about no

This assumes you have a 0 minute commute, so it only applies to remote workers, who are likely to be on salary anyway.

frunch ,

It also assumes you wake up and immediately begin working.

Lt_Cdr_Data ,

That’s only partially valid though. You gotta get up and get ready either way. I know some people don’t shower in the mornings and even worse: some don’t brush their teeth, but aside from the 1 minute job of putting on your clothes, you can’t count that.

deaf_fish , in How about no

It won’t set you apart because, Jeffrey who does half the work of everyone else, is really good at selling himself and kissing ass. Your boss is just as overworked as everyone else is. And it’s basically running on vibes at this point in time. So Jeffrey is going to get that next promotion.

Have fun working on the weekends and in a couple of months, working under Jeffrey!

phoenixz , in How about no

It you just stop sleeping, you’ll be able to add 8 working hours per day! You can start at 11pm, stop at 7am and still have the entire day to work more at you’re job. It’ll add 40 working hours per week, 2080 hours or 260 working days for your boss!

It WILL set you apart

WorldWideLem , in How about no

“If you work for part of the day you still get the day off” is certainly an…interesting perspective.

pomodoro_longbreak , in How about no
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This is dumb. But just to talk corpo for a bit (because that is the reality for many of us): early in your career, putting in extra study time (or just making time on the clock if possible) will give you a leg up for certain kinds of white collar work. Just because you’ll know more.

But doing work on weekends will set you apart as a damned sucker who can be used by others to make career moves. So do that if you want to feel someone’s pump in your eye socket as they trample you to reach for their dream job.

You’re never going to get promoted to an easier job if you’ve proven you can build like 2x more widgets than your co-workers.

You’ll get to a better job by showing up with your co-workers to the boss’ house and asking nicely.

samson ,

I’m lucky enough with my position that we have pretty well defined pay bands that mention our levels of knowledge, easily identifiable systems and managers that are basically expected to pay us to those bands when our knowledge increases. The one thing we don’t have is enough time to effectively skill people up past a certain point. If you can spare the time, you basically will get promoted. We also have a lovely flex time system - work whenever between 7-6:30 as long as you hit 36 hours a week over 3 months, never heard of any pressure to come in early or anything like that with it either.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
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I love transparent / open books, and I bring it up at every company I join, but unfortunately I don’t know of any local employers that do this, outside of big institutions or tiny cooperatives. But I guess I can just keep looking on the remote job market.

Your job sounds very human! I’m happy with my set up as well. We don’t have a Clock so to speak, so as long as you’re available, make meetings on time, and get your tasks done, no one cares how you do it.

Kalkaline , in How about no
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Or… find a job that values your time appropriately so you can just chill a day or two a week.

crmsnbleyd OP , in Why did she have to drag oat milk into this 😭
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Maybe this isn’t that much of a lunatic but I’m white knighting non-dairy milk, okay?

alnilam ,

Non dairy milk is great. But he’s right when oat milk costs 5x or 10x the price of regular milk while having mostly cheap ingredients is a scam.

tycho ,

I agree, oat milk should not be this expensive it’s mainly water! Milk is also both heavily subsidized by the state so the price drops and the producer don’t make a lot of margins on it.

crmsnbleyd OP ,
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That’s so true, making it yourself if you can is the best

adriaan ,

How much do you pay for oat milk? It’s like €1.40/L here which is only like 50% more than dairy milk.

xantoxis , in Why did she have to drag oat milk into this 😭

This is almost incoherent. I think this “grindset” group of people is actually just individuals with undiagnosed cerebral clotting. How many of them die within 48 hours of posting? I think it’s worth investigating.

dumples , in Why did she have to drag oat milk into this 😭
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What even is he suggesting? I don't apply for jobs online? How and where does he think you are suppose to get jobs then. Strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on jobbies

Bardylis ,

He wants you to pay for his coaching. Just imply theres a better way and leave the coaching link.

Saledovil ,

I’d like to add: Take note how the dot before the com is in brackets. This is likely to confuse spam filters.

smashboy ,

Am I missing something? Three different people in this thread are calling this person called Stephanie a he?

dumples ,
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I didn't read closely enough to see that the person was named Stephanie. Opps

Bardylis ,

I guess I didn’t look at the posters name in the picture and the person I was responding to said he

Peaty , in Why did she have to drag oat milk into this 😭

“He” is named Stephanie and as they are “trying to secure the money for women in tech” Im guessing they don’t use “he”.

crmsnbleyd OP ,
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I goofed it

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