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darq , in Let's do this 💪
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Yeah buddy that's what getting a loan is. Except in reality, you get them from the bank.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Reality? Is that a different website from LinkedIn? What’s the URL?

XbSuper , in Sitting near a billionaire

So this sub just doesn’t get sarcasm?

Swedneck ,
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it’s pretty shit sarcasm when it’s just what a lot of strange people would unironically say

FMT99 ,

Eh people just like to have something to get angry over

Kbin_space_program , in Let's do this 💪

Sell the home for 16 million.

i_am_not_a_robot , in NSFL
@i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk avatar

Enjoy your salmonella.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

That’s chicken, not salmon.

/s

PR3CiSiON ,

The chicken of the river, and sea

ZILtoid1991 , in NSFL
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

When the grind makes you risk food poisoning...

e_t_ Admin , in NSFL

I saw a YouTube video of a guy cooking a steak by wrapping it in aluminum foil and putting the hotel iron on top. But an iron gets a lot hotter than that warming plate, plus beef is less bad to eat undercooked.

ryathal ,

This would probably work fine, it might be a bit slow, but a coffee pot gets plenty hot to cook chicken. My main concern would be the lack of fluid increases the chances that pot breaks.

ilovededyoupiggy ,
@ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sous vide then?

ryathal ,

More like poached or simmered.

Kowowow ,

through in a bit of cream cheese and you could have something not bad

schnokobaer ,

The hot plate 100% has a safety switch that turns it off at a couple degrees above boiling. So it won’t break but it also won’t sufficiently cook the chicken with pieces this large…

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

That’s what freaked me out the most - how thick the cut is.

This isn’t beef. You can’t cook chicken medium rare and expect things to be okay.

Sinnerman ,

"Chunky" chicken soup in a can just costs a couple dollars, you could try heating that in a coffee pot. Add some fresh cherry tomatoes and canned fruit and you have a good meal.

PR3CiSiON ,

I’ve made grilled cheese like this before. Works decently.

odium , in NSFL

Meanwhile I eat $30 meals when I’m traveling for work.

forgotmyusername ,

I don’t get to travel for work but schedule my biweekly telehealth therapy appointments for midday.

Boss makes a dollar; I make a dime. I talk to my shrink on company time.

PR3CiSiON ,

Where do you find $30 meals? Mine are all $60+

odium ,

I gotta submit my expensing for review, so I gotta keep it somewhat realistic or they’ll deny.

billwashere , in NSFL

Fuck this noise. I will use whatever I’m allowed to my advantage. Work trips are like mini vacations I don’t have to pay for.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I expense my cocaine and hookers.

billwashere ,

I work for the state so I haven’t figured this part out yet. I’m open to suggestions 😀

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What state?

Some are more open to it then others.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I got a $45 food stipend for lunch once. My lunch cost $30 (it was lunch AND dinner) and then tipped the restaurant $15.

I’m using 100% of it.

DeepFriedDresden , in NSFL

If charging dinner to the company is going to tank your P&L, you've got much bigger things to worry about. And no, they ain't going to promote you because you saved them $30.

EatYouWell ,

They’re not going to promote you specifically because you thought cooking chicken in a coffee maker was a good idea.

Although, I guess you could kinda sorta do sous vide in one of you had the chicken in a sealed bag.

TBi ,

Generally I find the people who go all out (not overboard) on expenses get promoted before people who don’t. Shows a level of confidence that most management likes.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Another thing to consider: Are the ones that you’ve noticed get promoted tend to LOVE to say “yes” to management?

GetKebab ,

I read this in the voice of Dennis Reynolds.

CurlyMoustache ,
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Heavy emphasis on sorta

hansl ,

Just hope you don’t destroy the coffee machine and pay back the hotel for repairs, that’s gonna cost you more than dinner.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

oh it will! Will be promoted to dead employee

conditional_soup , in NSFL

In my experience, in the white collar world, corporates really don’t think twice about paying for this stuff.* In fact, they’d really prefer that you just use the company card instead of blasting stupid bullshit like this on social or making yourself sick. This person’s boss probably thinks they’re fucking insane.

*If you’re blue collar, you can usually get fucked. If they do much as buy you a Costco hotdog and soda, they’re going to complain and hold it over your head. Little Caeser’s hot-n-ready pizza is the definition of spoiling your workforce in that world.

SexyTimeSasquatch , in NSFL

This guy is management material. Which is to say, he is a dipshit.

Kalkaline , in NSFL
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What a psychopath.

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in NSFL

The Gervais Principle has labeled them as “clueless”

That is straight up Michael Scott doing business travel.

Aquila , in NSFL

How to say you have crippling social anxiety without saying you have crippling social anxiety

magnetosphere , (edited )
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Then they should order delivery or something. Food poisoning is not the answer.

Yeah, dealing with the delivery guy might be unpleasant, but paramedics and the hospital staff will be MUCH worse.

EnderofGames ,

Food poisoning would be the crippling part.

teft , in NSFL
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