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youCanCallMeDragon , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?
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CEO at Goldman Sacs lol

SpaceNoodle ,

Gold Man Sacs is a gay strip club.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

“Sacks”

Rentlar , (edited ) in How about no

You could be distinguished like this guy in a UK Rail Accident report.

The driver was on his 59th hour of work that week in the final hours of his 12-hour night shift. Let’s not encourage overworking, in most jobs you won’t be that much more productive anyway, and in others you run the risk of making potentially fatal mistakes. (Luckily he made it out fine.)

pufferfischerpulver ,

This fucking dude in the picture fortunately has no responsibility beyond the investor money from other fucking idiots who think the economy, the planet, all our well-being, is an elaborate casino game.

Omgpwnies ,

IIRC studies have shown that overall output is highest for many jobs at about a 4 day workweek. By the 5th day people tend to just fuck around more while on the clock

SkyeStarfall ,

For white collar jobs that is pretty much true. With a few exceptions, I cannot force more than that out of myself and still feel fine afterwards.

bdonvr , (edited )

Look into Hours of Service for US truck drivers.

70 hours per 8 days, up to 14 hours working per day with 11 of those driving.

There’s a required 30 minute break before you reach 8 hours, but a couple years ago they redefined it such that it just had to be 30 minutes not driving. So now the time I spend unloading the truck at the destination counts as a “break” for me.

That’s the federal rules, but my state has its own HOS. (These can apply when not moving across state borders, as the federal government only has jurisdiction over INTERstate commerce). The state HOS is 80 hours in 8 days, 16 hours working, 12 driving. No breaks needed.

Rentlar ,

Mhm, better hours, better pay would mean better drivers and more people willing to work in that industry.

In Ontario Canada it’s up to 13 hrs driving, 14 hours on-duty and 10 hrs off-duty with 8 hour breaks, and unloading doesn’t count as off-duty. Maximum 70 hrs in 7 days, or 120 hrs in 14 days depending on carrier. Not much better.

CaptKoala ,

I’ve lived this, I’m still recovering from nerve damage caused by some guy stepping out of a garden bed late at night in front of my tram wearing all black. Should’ve flattened the cunt, maybe folks will stop walking out when they read of the deaths in the news. It’s a huge issue here, and I’m glad I don’t drive trams any more, I make 70% of my previous earnings for 1% of the bullshit, and I work maximum 4 days/wk now.

Edit: nerve damage caused due to shoulder sublux during panic emergency braking.

killeronthecorner , in How about no
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If you lie to people on LinkedIn for clout, you can’t easily work an extra 600 hours a week

leraje , in How about no
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Nothing sets you apart more than sudden death via a heart attack aged 35.

generalEdo , in Maths is hard.

But does your money get naked and have nice breasts?

TenderfootGungi , in How about no

Working saturdays was the norm. That is why Sundays were a “day of rest”. And Saturdays were shorter days, more akin to workdays today.

whitecapstromgard , in Maths is hard.

Isn’t this a parody account?

Poggervania ,
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Yeah, I forget the name but the account was popular on GME-related subreddits

ininewcrow , in How about no
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It’s all possible with a dash of cocaine and amphetamines … well maybe not a dash but a face full of the stuff.

Wasn’t this the logic of the medical guy who figured out that doctors could be placed on call for 12 hour shifts … and didn’t it turn out that he was addicted to cocaine and morphine.

William Stewart Halsted

FaeDrifter ,

I would rather not be treated by a doctor running off drugs instead of a good night’s rest.

viperex ,

Real life Dr. House

psud ,

We have Modafinil now, who needs sleep?

ZombiFrancis , in Genius

“Product lead at Roblox”

So… monetizing modules children made for free? Isn’t that like the whole thing with Roblox?

MorgoFett ,

Just found out about this. Hella sad.

brewery ,

Same here, wtf!

Stoney_Logica1 ,

I think you’d be surprised how many are made by adults with the exploitation of children in mind.

Piecemakers3Dprints ,
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The vast majority are made by children, however, and the model itself is designed for expressly this. Whether adult-aged children also engage with said model is less a condemnation of those individuals and more a merit of the system itself working better than intended, given that this era offers multiple sources for that exploitable demographic. Sickening, sad, and deplorable, yes. Call it what it is, though.

BuboScandiacus ,
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The vast majority are maybe made by children but the popular games are all made by game studios

BuboScandiacus ,
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The vast majority are maybe made by children but the popular games are all made by game studios

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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I think Nike has a sponsorship on there lmao

FMT99 ,

You kind of know there has to be a product team there, you’d just think no one would admit to being part of it publicly.

TheGiantKorean , in How about no
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Or -

and just hear me out on this before you make any sort of judgements -

Fuck that shit

sheogorath ,

I use that reasoning to cram more time playing Baldur’s Gate 3.

Event_Horizon ,

If you play bg3 from 4am to 8am that gives you the whole day to play more bg3!

CaptKoala ,

Best comment so far, also based af.

megalodon , in How about no

It’s as if we only exist to bring value to the lives of a few lucky individuals.

anotherlemmyuser , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?

This is real. Press ‘X’.

aksdb ,

Shaaauuuun

iByteABit , in Genius

Finally this sub is on Lemmy!

Mantis_Toboggan , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?
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I don’t know. CEO of Golmdman Sachs sounds pretty classy. Tell her you got a wad of 100s

LegionEris , in How about no

I work four days a week and take good care of myself. It sets me apart. Last I saw the numbers, my sales for the month were more than time and a half the second place employee’s. I am the stand out employee since my friend got a promotion. And I’m probably in line for the next one. If I work a fifth day, I have a mental breakdown. I promise. I Iove my job with everything in me, but I’ve never been stable working five days a week. I’m a high performance individual, and not overworking myself is essential to maintaining that.

Asimo ,

Not overworking to maintain high performance is something missed or not cared about by so many companies.

It’s like taking care of your chickens gives them a better life so they produce better and more eggs so you make more money. It’s pretty obvious you take care of those you farm for your own benefit (as the rich farm us).

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