georgetakei ,
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Please tell me this isn't an actual thing 🤢

fnordius ,
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@georgetakei part of why cicadas have that weird 17 year cycle is because they are so darn tasty. It means predators cannot simply wait for them to emerge.

I have no qualms about eating them. It's merely learned disgust.

HikerGeek ,
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@georgetakei

It is a real thing. You have to collect them just after their first molt when they are white. I don't think you marinate them alive. Besides being a bit cruel their shells will harden if they are living still. Probably should freeze them right away then can cook them later.

One of my cats as a kitten loved them when they first emerged. He ate one later after its shell hardened. I didn't like to see him in distress but his hopping around trying to pass it was a little funny.

Tattie ,
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@georgetakei I eat prawns, so 🤷‍♀️

kevmtl ,
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@georgetakei
OMG, this got to be a prank!!

🙏🙏🙏🙏

Chip35 ,
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@georgetakei Recipes from the endangered species eating club.

MichaelPorter ,
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@georgetakei "Wait til you find out what kind of eggs I'm using!"

mythlfrythtyg ,
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@georgetakei Unsure. Especially as there seems to have been a cockchafer soup in some European countries in the past.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer_soup

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  • Professor_Stevens ,
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    @georgetakei

    This isn't an actual thing.

    Okay, it is. It is an actual thing.

    But you asked me to.

    jackwilliambell ,
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    @georgetakei

    Maybe that's what the asterisk is for, but I don't see a mention of the fact you need to pull off the wings and legs before you marinate.

    Which is easily the worst part of the recipe. I'd rather devein shrimp any day.

    optimist ,
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    sleepy62 ,
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    @georgetakei Would definitely give that a go. Has to be better than the fried grasshoppers at in

    Youre picking the bug legs out of your teeth for the next two days...

    MatthewChat ,
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    @georgetakei my sisters dog loves them. Whenever tbey go out in cicada season its cronch cronch the whole time. She has to wipe the bug guts and parts off his mouth when he comes back in.

    serfdeweb ,

    @georgetakei

    Hmmm...crunchy...

    mlbellar ,
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    @georgetakei

    "the south is known for repulsive things" - MTG's spandex covered ass

    PiiiepsBrummm ,
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    @georgetakei What kind of eggs? Chicken? Ants? Termites? Dinosaur?

    I cant't work with such under-specified recipes! 😉

    AoaI ,
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    @georgetakei It is better/worse as there are 2 types coming out this cycle - Billions of cicadas are set to surface this spring as two different broods — one that appears every 13 years, and another every 17 years — emerge simultaneously. The 13-year group, known as Brood XIX, or the Great Southern Brood, is the largest periodical cicada brood, stretching across the southeastern United States. The Northern Illinois Brood, or Brood XIII, emerges every 17 years.

    canneddirt ,
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    @georgetakei i must know if this is real

    georgetakei OP ,
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    @canneddirt Let me know when you find the answer!

    jharshaw ,
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    @georgetakei Marinate alive? I guess that way they are marinated inside and out

    drakenblackknight ,
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    @georgetakei
    Sounds more appetizing than what they served in the Navy 25 years ago.

    MorganV ,

    @georgetakei

    Given that they're marinated alive, I'm scared to read the next couple of lines in that recipe.

    georgetakei OP ,
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    @MorganV 😓

    wbpeckham ,
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    @georgetakei Oh.. Ah.. Yum? You try the soft shelled cicada recipe first!

    blazemongr ,
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    @georgetakei according to “Wait! Wait! Don’t Tell Me”, they taste like shrimp. :shrug:

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