georgetakei ,
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TimBondy ,
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@georgetakei

I'm voting for the bike riding candidate for POTUS, and not the candidate who has dead worms in his brain.

Seems like a "no brainer."

gailwilliams ,
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@georgetakei
It explains a lot.

gailwilliams ,
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hvdzwaag ,

@georgetakei well, was it the only thing dead in his head. Any ideas perhaps?

Tyr ,
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@georgetakei Hm. Honestly? I dont get the mockery. Mercury poisoning and the parasite both arent his fault, and they may explain his faults. Paranoia and psychosis is a pretty common symptom for neurological issues. So yeah, I mostly just feel bad for him. (Hes still an awful presidential candidate, mind)

byteborg ,
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@georgetakei
American presidency got some really weird traditions, when observed from a distance...

JeffS ,
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@georgetakei it died of starvation.

wbpeckham ,
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@georgetakei you know this is the first thing he said that I don't have to question her look up. I just believe him on this!

nels ,

@georgetakei Well: RFK alleges he had a worm in his brain? I'm struggling to keep my mouth shut.

horqua ,
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@georgetakei Tapeworm

tnetenbaa ,
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@georgetakei have been playing too much BG3 to not recognize this as a Mind Flayer tadpole...

harloff ,
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@georgetakei
Are they sure the worm is really dead?
I am not.

Kimota94 ,
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@georgetakei They left the live ones in there.

normalguy ,
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@georgetakei Is that why he is stupid? Now I know why.

starraven ,
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@georgetakei
Explains a whole lot, though.

davidhmccoy ,
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@georgetakei

Bingo! I knew it! They should look for a Musk neuro-chip.

huntingdon ,
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@georgetakei

The point is not the clickbait one about a brain worm. It's whether and how much brain damage he suffered as a consequence. Fairly important to know about a guy who wants his fingers on the nuclear codes.

mimblewimble ,

@georgetakei This whole worldline is just odd. I feel like maybe I stepped through the wrong doorway into an alternate reality. That or this is the most elaborate punk that has ever been pulled.

skydog ,
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@georgetakei

A brainworm and RFKjr walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What'll it be?"

The worm says, "Anything but this guy. He makes my head hurt."

eddyizm ,
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@georgetakei sounds about right

sswerdloff ,
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@georgetakei Khan got to him

CindyS ,
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@georgetakei
This explains a LOT.

michaelrowe01 ,
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@georgetakei well this explains so much.

D1g1talDrag0n ,
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@georgetakei Did Kristi Noem kill it?

knutson_brain ,
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@georgetakei Now wondering whether the worm died from the mercury poisoning…

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