georgetakei ,
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A stable genius, as always. https://www.comicsands.com/trump-sea-levels-beachfront-property-2668454833.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

professorhank ,
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@georgetakei No one will be left alive to live there, but ok.

Havant_Enviro ,
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@georgetakei

And more submarine property.

Havant_Enviro ,
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@georgetakei

I don't think most people would consider a city centre high rise to be a beach front property.

coyoty ,
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@georgetakei 70% of beach sand is made from parrot fish eating coral and pooping it out. We're going to need a lot more parrot fish and coral.

mandelbroccoli ,
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@georgetakei beachfront needs... well... beaches. You can’t just move the interstices off the sea and the land inward and expect sand to magically appear. If you’re really, really lucky, there may be a few spots ideally shaped and situated to let the ocean currents drop the sand they carry there, but they’ll be fairly rare. That whole “miles of golden sand” thing? That takes many thousands of years to really get its feet under it.

Henodudude ,
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@georgetakei less, right?

Stormcat ,
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@georgetakei Beachfront property... with bloated corpses regularly floating by.

huntingdon ,
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@georgetakei

It also means less old beachfront property, like MAL.

jack_of_sandwich ,
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@georgetakei how does it even make sense? Some property that wasn't beachfront property will become beachfront... but only because the previous beachfront property is now under water.
And that's only after you demolish the flooded buildings fix the landscaping and haul in sand...

fst ,
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@georgetakei :blobfacepalm:

cosmiclibrarian ,
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@georgetakei

zulutoo ,
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@georgetakei le mec orange est une IA a lui tout seul 🤪

antonproitzelhaimer ,
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@georgetakei

You forgot the , George: "".

😁

steter ,
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@georgetakei He's a greedy, corrupt, criminal jackass that took human form. Is that possible? It seems so.

That_Damn_Frank ,
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@georgetakei

What do people who run even no-brainer businesses like casinos into the ground and people who claim 'Rising Sea Levels Just Mean 'More Beachfront Property'' have in common.

They're both Stupid and Bad at Math.

Soupy51 ,
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@georgetakei
What a 🍆

jarvisscript ,
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@georgetakei Reminds me of this response to Bin Shapiro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-w-pdqwiBw

caspercdn ,
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@georgetakei
It does mean more beachfront property, in Utah …

HailSatan ,
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@georgetakei
I've been reading the first 3 words and realized it's about Mr. EX Präsi. Not because of the words itself but because of the venomous sarkasm. Btw: can you recommend a source to buy good blueberries from South Carolina?

genecowan ,
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@georgetakei And of course, he’s also wrong. As sea levels rise and the coasts move inward, the coastline will become shorter.

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